Pole Dancing Robot

By Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

This robotic DJ and pole dancer were created by sculptor/designer Giles Walker. These guys, and more of his work, are being shown at MUTATE BRITAIN exhibition in London.

He says of the exotic dancing robot, “I wondered if it was possible to literally make a CCTV camera sexy using simple mechanics…and by using the imagery of a pole dancer question the roles played in voyerism. Could this pile of old windscreen wipers and odd pieces of metal become something sexual….”

I wonder where you’re supposed to put the dollar bills?

Walker’s current project is a set of animated drunks, to be placed on park benches to interact with the public using presence sensors.

[Via Underwire]



New Wii Drives Kid to Insanity

WARNING: Reduce speaker volume before playing

As a child, I don’t think I ever freaked out that much over a game console. After a few seconds of apparent indifference, this kid nearly succeeded in busting my eardrums when he started screaming. He almost tops the N64 kid’s performance that dates back a few years… almost, but not quite! I’ll let you judge for yourself:

GAS’s Most Popular Stories of 2008

With more than 4.2 million page views, 2008 has been an amazing year for us. In fact, it’s been the best one since the blog’s inauguration back in 2005. Some of our most popular stories ever have been published in the last year, and in case you weren’t around back then, here are the top 10 most viewed ones for 2008.

1- HOW TO: Cheap Wireless For Your Xbox 360 – 289857 views

2- Accused Music Pirate Turns the Tables on the RIAA – 109622 views

3- 12 Reasons Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008 – 99622 views

4- Unbelievable Google Suggestion – 92726 views

5- Cell Phone Spying: Is Your Life Being Monitored? – 91928 views

6- HOW TO: Delete an Undeletable or Locked File – 89414 views

7- The 10 Hottest New Tech Toys for Summer – 71872 views

8- World’s First Digital Camera – 62753 views

9- Amazing Geek Toy: The Van De Graaff Levitation Wand – 54889 views

10- 10 Must-Read Books for Geeks – 47238 views

Banned Emoticon Gets No <3

By Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

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Lake Superior State University has issued its 34th annual List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness. Nominations for the list come from the general public, through the university’s website. The targets are generally “pet peeves from everyday speech, as well as from the news, education, technology, advertising, politics, sports and more.”

This year’s list was obviously influenced by the media saturation of the election, including words like “maverick,” “bailout,” and “carbon footprint.”

However, this year there’s actually an emoticon on the list: <3. What, no texting/instant messaging love? One of the nominators suggested, “Just say the word instead of making me turn my head sideways and wondering what ‘less than three’ means.”

I don’t care what the list says; I still less than three emoticons.

Japan Has Somehow Given Chemistry Boobs

By Jimmy Rogers
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

[SFW- Warning] This article is work safe, but the links are probably not.

It appears that once again, the Land of the Rising Sun has taken something completely normal and made it into hot anime chicks.  This phenomenon is called “Moe” and it actually means taking inanimate objects and making them into female characters.  In this case, it sort of makes sense because it’s intended to help you learn The Periodic Table of Elements.

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What better to make you remember Sodium than a sexy girl baking bread?  Ok, so maybe that one doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but you get the point.  Normally the elements are hard to mentally characterize, especially as you climb to the higher numbers.  Give each one a little “personality” and voila, you’ve got yourself a boobtastic mnemonic.

magnesium

Magnesium here seems to have more than a little of that personality.  I guess you can remember that the element is very reactive when burned?  Anyway, each page has extra info about the elements and who discovered them.  What will they think of next?

The book, by the way, is called Genso Shuki Moete Oboeru Kagaku no Kihon, and it retails for $30 at HimeyaShop.com.

[Akiba Blog via techyum]

30GB Zunes simultaneously fail

Beginning around midnight last night Pacific time (2008-12-31), 30GB Zunes everywhere started freezing at their boot screens, with the progress bars ironically at 100%.  Zunes that were in use at that time spontaneously rebooted in order to get to that frozen state.  Obviously, this was due to a disturbance in the force, emanating from Cupertino.

OK, maybe not.  Users are calling this event Z2K9, because of its proximity to the beginning of the new year — but it’s unlikely to be related to the calendar rollover, because Microsoft never releases anything ahead of schedule.  However, a relationship with the calendar is not out of the question.  One commenter on Gizmodo suggested that it might be related to the fact that today is the 366th day of the year (due to the leap year), and that the Zune’s firmware may not have accounted for that.  The problem only seems to affect 30GB Zunes running later versions of the firmware.

Users have found that the problem can be corrected by disconnecting and reconnecting the battery and hard drive.  However, this could endanger your warranty or possibly invalidate some sort of permanent fix from Microsoft.

The Zune support site reports the following status (11AM PST):

Customers with 30gb Zune devices may experience issues when booting their Zune hardware.  We’re aware of the problem and are working to correct it.  The Zune Social might be slow or inaccessible. Sorry for the inconvenience, and thanks for your patience!

“Issues” might be a bit of an understatement.

OPPO BDP-83: A Truly Universal Blu-Ray Player

OPPO BDP-83 Blu-Ray Player

You may not have heard of the company, but among audio- and videophiles “in the know,” Oppo, a Chinese manufacturer, reigns as a “best bargain” champ among very high-performance disc-player brands. The company makes a noted effort to include high-quality parts and better-than-usual engineering designs to maximize both audio and video quality, plus, uses extensive beta-testing and consumer feedback to continually improve its designs—all at rock-bottom prices. So, A/V geeks are excited about Oppo’s first Blu-ray player, the BDP-83.

What’s really cool about the forthcoming player is that it also is one of the first universal Blu-ray players—not only compatible with DVDs and CDs, but also (as with Oppo’s other DVD players) with two effectively stillborn competing high-resolution audio formats from earlier this decade, DVD-Audio and Super Audio CD (SACD), that suffered a format war similar to the HD-DVD/Blu-ray war of the last few years (and fought by basically the same manufacturers…will they never learn?). So, there’s little the BDP-83 won’t play (namely the defunct HD-DVD hi-def format).

A couple of caveats: I have not reviewed the player, but am going on Oppo’s excellent reputation. And, the company has reported in an email to Sound and Vision’s Leslie Shapiro that at this stage in the BDP-83’s development, the player’s firmware currently only supports Blu-ray Profile 1.1, meaning some features of the Blu-ray spec will not be supported immediately out of the gate, such as some interactive and net-based features. Also, Dolby TrueHD and DTS-HD Master Audio (both lossless, uncompressed audio formats in the Blu-ray spec) may not be supported via onboard decoding at launch, although these bitstreams will be outputted to your receiver or preamp/processor for decoding. However, the company promises a firmware update soon after launch to rectify these issues, and may offer a mind-blowing price at launch as an incentive for early-adopters who want to check out the interim feature set, knowing that these issues will be corrected via update in the near future. Look for the first incarnation of the player to land early in January in the $499-$599 range—easy to recommend assuming it’s a typically excellent Oppo product. Do check out the link above for more technical info. and the Oppo email.

Edit: The OPPO BDP-83 is now available for purchase on Amazon.com.

By Will Sullivan,
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

Geeky Marriage Proposal: A Match Made in Halo

By Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

Considering that many people spend almost as much time playing games like Halo and World of Warcraft as they do at work, love matches made in-game are only going to get more common. They may not have made our list of geeky proposals, but Desirai Labrada and John Henry not only met over the dulcet sounds of n00bs being fragged, but they’re having a Halo-themed wedding.

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