Man Builds an Overcomplicated Morning Routine Machine and Uses It Live

Morning Routine Machine

Some people wake up, hit snooze three times, and stumble into the kitchen looking like a zombie. Joseph from Joseph’s Machines built a giant homemade apparatus that drags him out of bed, washes his face, removes his pajamas, puts his clothes on, and feeds him breakfast.

And then Joseph did something even more insane: he took the whole thing to Austria and used it live in front of an audience.

Considering how complicated the whole routine is, I’m guessing he had to practice it A LOT and tweak every little detail to make sure everything happened at exactly the right moment.

So there he is, climbing into this contraption in front of a live audience and basically trusting his entire morning routine to a machine that absolutely cannot afford to have a bad day.

And somehow… it actually works on the first try! Check it out!



Daily Deals Drop: $9.99 2-PACK USB-C Earbuds, HP ProBook 4 Intel Core Ultra 7 16″ Laptop, HyperX Cloud III Gaming Headset, and MORE!

Best Deals for October 1

For today’s daily deals drop (October 1, 2026) here are somes of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Prices are accurate at the time of posting and are subject to change.

–HyperX Cloud III Wired Gaming Headset with Angled 53mm Drivers, DTS Spatial Audio, Memory Foam, Durable Frame, Ultra-Clear 10mm Mic
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HyperX is known for comfort, and this one delivers: great sound, solid mic, and built to last.

–Antool 2-PACK USB-C Wired Headphones
Price: $15.99 $9.99
A convenient 2-pack of wired USB-C earbuds with built-in microphones designed to keep calls clear by reducing wind and background noise.

–HP ProBook 4 16″ Intel Core Ultra 7 255U Laptop, 16GB DDR5 1TB SSD
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A solid 16-inch laptop for everyday work, powered by an Intel Core Ultra 7 processor with a 16GB DDR5 memory and 1TB SSD. It also features a sharp WUXGA display, 5MP IR webcam, Wi-Fi 6E, backlit keyboard, and plenty of ports for your everyday setup.

–The Game – A Highly-Addictive Challenge of Teamwork and Strategy (1-5 Players, 20 Minute Playtime)
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A fun cooperative card game where everyone works together to beat the game itself! The Game is easy to learn but surprisingly challenging, with 1–5 players, 20-minute rounds, and plenty of teamwork and strategy.

–Don’t Trip Card Game (From Unstable Games)
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A fast-paced party game where your brain can betray you at the worst possible moment! Don’t Trip has 5 quick game modes for 1 to 10 players, with simple challenges involving colors, shapes, animals, and more. Easy to learn, hilarious to play, and great for game nights, parties, and more!

–FLEXISPOT 40×24 Inch Electric Standing Desk, Black
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–FLEXISPOT EN1 48″x24″ One-Piece Electric Standing Desk
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Upgrade your workspace with this FLEXISPOT EN1 electric standing desk, featuring a spacious 48″ x 24″ one-piece desktop. Its electric height adjustment makes it easy to switch between sitting and standing, with plenty of room for dual monitors and all your desk essentials.

–Dreame D20 Air Plus Robot Vacuum and Mop, 20,000Pa Powerful Suction
Price: $349.99 $227.99
This Dreame D20 Air Plus packs 20,000Pa of suction to tackle pet hair, dust, and debris, while vacuuming and mopping at the same time. Its LiDAR navigation maps your home, the anti-tangle design helps with pet hair, and the auto-empty dock can hold up to 120 days of dirt.

–Philips Sonicare 5950 Rechargeable Electric Toothbrush, 2 Brush Head
Price: $109.99 $64.96 (For Prime Members)
Upgrade your brushing routine with this Philips Sonicare electric toothbrush, featuring deep-cleaning sonic technology, pressure sensor protection, 6 brushing settings, and up to 21 days of battery life.

–Ninja Creami Scoop & Swirl 13-in-1 Ice Cream and Soft Serve Maker
Price: $349.99 $279.00
Make ice cream and soft serve at home with the Ninja CREAMi Scoop & Swirl, featuring 13 one-touch programs for everything from classic scoops to soft serve, frozen yogurt, and fruit treats.

–Microsoft Office Professional 2024 (Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Access, Outlook, Onepoint)
Price: $249.99 $49.97 (80% OFF!)
Why pay a monthly subscription when you can pay just one time?

–Microsoft Office Pro 2021
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–Microsoft Office Professional 2019
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–Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $9.97

Johnny Depp’s Scrooge Is Having a Very Bad Christmas in the New Ebenezer Trailer

Johnny Depp's Scrooge

We all know the story: Ebenezer Scrooge is a miserable old miser who hates Christmas, gets visited by three ghosts, sees the consequences of his miserable existence, and wakes up the next morning suddenly obsessed with turkey and giving money to everyone.

But what if there’s a lot more to Scrooge’s story than Dickens told us?

The new trailer for Ebenezer gives the classic Christmas tale a darker twist, with Johnny Depp taking on the iconic role. Set in Dickens’ London, the movie follows Scrooge on a ghostly journey through his past, present and future as he confronts the choices that shaped him and fights for one last chance at redemption.

With Ian McKellen, Rupert Grint and Sam Claflin joining Depp, this definitely isn’t your grandma’s A Christmas Carol.

Ebenezer arrives in theaters November 13. Watch the trailer below!



The Ridiculous Amount of Electricity Behind Your AI Kinks

Ever wonder why AI needs so much electricity?

Turns out, answering your innocent little “generate a picture featuring Han Solo making out with Chewbacca” request can involve some seriously massive machinery. AI data centers are packed with thousands of GPUs, all doing ridiculous amounts of calculations… and generating a LOT of heat in the process!

So how do you stop thousands of computers from turning into giant ovens? Water cooling, chilled liquid, optical fibers, and some pretty complex engineering tricks.

This video takes a look inside these massive AI data centers, why they consume so much energy and water, and what engineers are doing to make them more efficient. Check it out!

Hasta La Vista, Figure 02: Watch Retired Humanoids Leap Into Molten Steel

F.02 Thumbs Up with Arnold

What I’m about to show you is likely the closest thing you’ll ever see that even comes close to a real-life Terminator 2 retirement ceremony.

Figure has released an insanely cool video showing how they decommissioned their Figure 02 robots. Instead of taking them apart piece by piece, they decided to do the only logical thing to protect their intellectual property: send the robots straight into molten steel.

Naturally, Arnold Schwarzenegger was involved in the process:

F.02 Sendoff

Once this was settled, the company trained the robots to autonomously jump from a platform, shipped them all the way to a foundry in Finland, and had them leap into a 75-ton electric arc furnace filled with molten steel.

And the best part: it’s all real! They actually trained the robots to make the jump, flew them to Finland, and melted them down.

The melted steel didn’t even go to waste: Figure shipped the resulting metal bars back to the US and is machining them into a limited-edition series of F.02 commemorative artifacts. If you’re interested, you can even get one here.

Check it out!