Almost Every Fake Apple Charger Fails Basic Safety Check

Virtually every counterfeit Apple charger in a recent test posed a safety risk. The problem is not with reputable third-party chargers, but rather those falsely marketed as being produced by Apple themselves. The test was carried out by US safety research firm UL on behalf of a British consumer watchdog. It purchased a total of […]

Dorkly Comic – Apple: Then VS Now

In this comic, Artist Jhall and Jake Young from Dorkly take a look at some of the differences between how Apple products were a few years ago versus how they are now. Things have mostly taken a turn for the worst. Music: Then vs. Now Convenience: Then vs. Now New Features: Then vs. Now New […]

Apple Grabs 104 Percent Of The Smarphone Profit Pie

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Apple is estimated to be making 103.6 percent of all the profits in the smartphone market. The seemingly-odd figure is a combination of the methodology and the financial bloodbath caused by the exploding Samsung Note 7. The 103.6 percent figure comes about because, unlike with revenue, it’s very much possible to make negative profits. In […]

Chunk Missing From Apple TV Guide

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Apple’s attempts to capture the television market will take an underwhelming step forward this week with the launch of an all-in-one TV guide that won’t feature Netflix. Apple had originally tried to sell TV stations on the idea of producing a single online-based TV service that would negate the need for cable television subscriptions. That […]

Smartwatch Shipments Sliced In Half

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The smartwatch market appears to be in a slump with a 50 percent decline in shipments year on year. However, the timing of Apple releases may have somewhat distorted the totals. The figures come from analysts International Data Corporation and cover shipments to retailers rather than sales to consumers, though generally the two are closely […]

Apple vs Samsung Battle Hits Supreme Court

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Apple and Samsung are headed to the Supreme Court today in a battle that could have a major impact on the “patent wars” that have dominated the tech sector. As usual with the Supreme Court, this week’s hearing isn’t about the facts of the case as such. A lengthy series of hearings and appeals in […]

UK Cabinet Members Told To Take Off Apple Watches

Britain’s Prime Minister has reportedly banned cabinet members from wearing Apple Watches during meetings. The move is said to be inspired by fears of Russian hackers. The Telegraph newspaper says Theresa May’s decision beefs up an existing policy which meant ministers had to leave their smartphones outside the room during meetings. That was driven by […]

How *Not* To Use Headphones On the iPhone 7

A video claiming to offer a secret hack to get a headphone jack on the iPhone 7 has racked up millions of views. The clip, somewhere between a spoof and a prank, suggests a powerdrill is the answer. The video rather meanly suggests there is in fact a hidden jack in the iPhone on the […]

Introducing the New Apple AirBag #Courage [Parody]

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Apple has revolutionized carrying technology and is bringing the bag into the 21st century. That’s right. Apple: We don’t even know what you want anymore. #courage [Team Coco]

How We Feel About the New iPhone 7 [Comic + Video]

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For those not aware of it yet, Apple has butchered the new iphone by removing one very important feature of the phone. This comic illustrates our feelings about this change perfectly: Yes, Apple has removed the traditional 3.5 mm headphone jack on the new iPhone and expect people to start using wireless headphones. Now, if […]

Steve Jobs Job Lot On Sale

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Dozens of clothing items belonging to Steve Jobs are up for auction. But there’s barely a black turtleneck in sight. The curious collection of lots is being sold by the estate of Jane Fonda, though exactly how they ended up there is uncertain. The standout attraction for collector value is a leather jacket Jobs wore […]