The Geek Cookbook: Introducing The “Fatty Melt” Hamburger

Even though we typically prefer healthier fair here at [GAS], we’re not immune to the tempting goodness of an occasional poutine or Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. Unfortunately, there’s just something about junk food that makes us, as “normal” human beings, forget all we’ve been told as kids about proper nutrition. Maybe it’s the impeding danger of a potential heart attack? People do so love taking a bit of risk to bring excitement into their lives.

So today, when I stumbled on “The Hamburger Fatty Melt,” I knew you guys would totally fall in love with it. Behold another one of the most unhealthy food creations ever!

Now, since the weekend is at our doorstep and that I know a few of you will want impose share this discovery with their friends and/or family, here’s what you need to make your own “Fatty Melt” Hamburgers.

  • Four very thin slices of white bread (to maintain the proper beef-to-bread ratio)
  • Two slices of American yellow cheese (are we even sure these are actually made out of cheese?)
  • One four-ounce beef patty
  • One slice of juicy, ripe tomato
  • Butter
  • Two slices of bacon (optional)

I don’t really think I need to explain in detail how to cook one of those, so here are some simple instructions. Just start by cooking your beef patty, and don’t forget that it needs to be cooked well, or until the inside isn’t pink anymore. The meat in the previous picture looks to be a little too red for my taste. When you’re almost done, prepare two grilled cheese sandwiches inside another pan. Once everything is ready, put the patty between the grilled cheese sandwiches, insert the slice of tomato and enjoy.

It wouldn’t hurt to make an appointment with your doctor for a cholesterol check when you’re finished.

[Via Serious Eats | Picture source: Robyn Lee]

Nintendo Punch Out 2008!

If there’s a game I remember enjoying as a kid, it was certainly Punch Out! For the time, the game had fantastic graphics, and as far as I’m concerned, it was one of the best titles released for the old NES.

So this morning, when I learned that Nintendo was working on a new version on the game, it almost convinced me to run to my local EB games store and get myself a Wii. Want to know why? Just check out the following video.

It certainly looks amazing doesn’t it? Or maybe it’s only my old self looking to get a temporary nostalgia fix? I guess we’ll only know when the game finally gets released in a few months.


Devoted fans bring lost Doctor Who episodes back to life

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

One of the programmes that I was extremely fond of as a child was “Doctor Who”.   Every Sunday evening, I would sit and watch the Doctor travel through space and time and do battle with the Daleks, the Cybermen or whatever adversary he happened to come up against that week.

“Doctor Who” is the world’s longest running science-fiction show (having started in 1963) and the current Doctor is David Tennant.  But back in the late 1960’s and early 1970’s, some stupid cretin who worked at the BBC made the unbelievable decision to make some storage space by destroying 108 episodes! Luckily for the fans, the audio and photographs still survives but the actual film is gone due to that crass blunder.

But now, some fans are determined to resurrect these lost episodes by bringing out their own versions.   Careful not to get on the wrong side of the BBC legally, they are using things such as computer animation :

Or this fan is using the original photographs and audio and manipulates them :

It’s really amazing to see devoted fans trying to bring these lost episodes back.    A lot of people have dismissed this as silly, stupid and a waste of time. But I guess you need to be a fan and to love the series to understand how important this is to them.

Fans Reconstruct Doctor Who’s Trashed Past – Via Wired

Landline phone use falling in favor of mobile phones

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

The European Commission has released an interesting report which says that people in Europe are increasingly shunning the use of landline phones in their homes in favor of using only their mobile phones instead.

This is due to the ever-increasing costs of monthly line rentals.   Many phone companies are realizing that the line rental costs are putting people off and this has sparked a price war between the various companies to see who can offer the better deal.    But nevertheless, more and more people are apparently still turning away in favor of their mobiles.

I for one can see the financial advantages, but one downside to shunning a landline is that you won’t be able to take advantage of broadband Internet access in your area.    Where I live, Deutsche Telekom offers your phone landline and the internet broadband together in one package – it can’t be split up.   I imagine it’s the same deal elsewhere in the world, no matter what company you’re signed up with.

What about you?   Have you given up your landline phone in favor of your mobile?   If so, what advantages have you got out of it?   Have you been able to get your Internet access separately?  Do you see yourself going back to a landline phone in the future?

Cell phone popularity growing in Europe – Via Yahoo News

MPAA vs. RealDVD

by Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

RealDVDRealNetworks has a piece of neat new software–RealDVD, which lets you rip the contents of a DVD onto your computer, just as you would an audio CD. Granted, the technology already exists, but you can see why Hollywood wouldn’t like the idea of this being an easy and legitimate activity for the general public. Currently, ripping a DVD isn’t the sort of thing that a casual computer user can easily do (the common software for the task isn’t exactly user-friendly, and often difficult to find), but RealDVD, at at introductory price of $30, is apparently at a difficulty level on par with iTunes. Additionally, RealDVD would be a legal way to get digital copies of your movies. The copyright protection remains, and in fact it adds another layer of DRM (probably what makes the movies only playable through the program).

Of course, the MPAA is already questioning its legality. They filed a lawsuit against RealNetworks a couple of days ago, seeking an injunction to stop distribution of the software.

The obvious question is: how is this any different than what has been going on with CDs for ten years? Maybe it’s not, and maybe that’s why MPAA’s legal complaint rests on a contract dispute rather than copyright. I was going to walk through the complaint, but it appears that that’s already been done for me. The bottom line is that RealNetworks was given a license to build products to play DVDs, not to copy them.

What do you think? If this technology is held to be legal and makes its way into the mainstream, is it going to spell doom for Hollywood because everyone will start ripping the DVDs they rent from Netflix instead of buying copies for themselves? Because of the copy protection, this is probably more of a concern than inducing piracy, but it seems like a legitimate one.

Dell O2 PC: A New Approach to “Green Computing”

We all know it; when manufactured, electronic devices create a tiny amount of pollution, and that’s where Dell wants to make things right. The O2 project is their answer to the problem, and I have to say that while their intentions are commendable, I doubt that it will ever make it to the real world, at least not in the near future.

In its current form, the O2 PC features some nice decorative elements such as a bamboo finish and some space to put a potted plant. I think the whole “plant” idea is rather interesting, but I’m having trouble imagining people watering their plant without spilling a drop over their PC. The computer would definitely have to be totally waterproof.

On the technical side, the O2 is composed of a biodegradable polymer skin based on cornstarch and bamboo. All the computer’s components can be easily recycled or re-utilized in case you don’t want to keep the system as a simple flower pot once you get that whole new 48-core system.

[Via Tuvie]

New “The Spirit” Trailer Out Online: It Makes Sense this Time

If you saw the first trailer for The Spirit a while ago, you probably either said “What?!?!” or “Oh, I read that graphic novel.”  If your answer was the latter, this is just eye candy for you.  If you are in the first catagory, then this new trailer sheds a whole lot of light on the theme of the movie.  Personally, I feared it was some movie that was simply trying to capitalize on the sucess of other graphic novel-based movies (such as 300 and Sin City).  Watch the trailer for yourself and I think you’ll see it in a different light.

Wow, looks like it could be fantastic.  In fact it seems as though it was specifically crafted to ease our withdrawl after the newest Batman movie.  Eccentric villains, a shadowy protagonist, and a dark city…it’s a perfect fit!  The Spirit even has that gravelly voice.

I’m not a humongous graphic novel fan, but this movie promises to be an action-packed hero saga if ever there was one.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s the Wing Suit!

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

Forget the Swiss Human Jet flying across the English Channel.  That’s child’s play compared to the Wing Suit!   This is the kind of stuff that makes Superman look like a learner driver.

To do what you are about to see, you need to have a stomach made of iron, a strong heart, a good parachute, and a highly understanding insurance company.   You also have to be completely and utterly insane.

Jury consultants checking out potential jurors online

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

For some reason, I have managed to avoid jury duty up to now.   Maybe it’s the fact that I have moved around so much in my life and lived in so many countries.    But if I ever decide to settle back in the United Kingdom permanently, I’ll be sure to get my online information in order right away.   That’s because jury consultants are apparently now checking out potential jurors using the internet.

One of the main things they are looking for is if you have spoken out on any important issues.   So if I ended up being considered for a jury for example, they might look at my articles on this website to see if I have expressed any opinions on any particular subjects (let’s hope any RIAA lawyers aren’t checking up on me!).   Or they may Google my name to see if I have written any letters to a newspaper editor on any important subjects.   They may also check my Facebook account to see if I am friends or relations with anyone else in the jury pool.

There’s so much information about us online that a jury consultant’s job is so much easier these days than it used to be.   Everything is available by search engine or social network.   People write blogs or maintain websites.   They write letters to newspapers and they operate online businesses.    They socialise via Twitter or Friendfeed.    Whether people realise it or not, they are leaving so many footprints behind for a future lawyer or jury consultant to pick up and question them with later.

So the next time you are being questioned for a jury and you are asked a question, think twice before lying – the lawyer may be a subscriber to your Twitter feed!