Hot New Video Game Consists of Shooting People in The Face

As with everything coming from the Onion News Network, don’t take this news report too seriously. Oh, and if you can’t stand the sight of a bit of virtual gore, you shouldn’t be watching this.

Turbo Movie Trailer

Entirely shot on a RED camera for a USC graduate thesis, Turbo is a high-adrenaline 20-minute short featuring Hugo Park (Justin Chon, Twilight), a misspent youth whose only outlet for angst is a 4D fighting video game called “Super Turbo Arena”. Check out the official trailer below. [Via Gizmodo]

Monday Morning Humor: Abstinence Programs

World of Warcraft: Because $15 per month is a really small price to pay to keep your son’s virginity!

Don’t Eat Your Carrots – Play Halo Instead!

By Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] We learned six years ago that computer games can drastically improve visual skills; compared with non-gamers, test subjects who played games like Grand Theft Auto routinely performed much better on a battery of visual tests. Though interestingly, the effect only comes from games that require you to shift focus, […]

Space shuttle Q&A leads to video game Discovery

If you asked 100 adults which question they’d most like to ask an astronaut, probably 95% of the responses would involve bodily functions. But American children have a different question: Do astronauts play video games in space? That was the first question asked by a group of schoolchildren who joined Barack Obama for a live […]

Official: Guitar Hero gets DJ edition

It’s been a badly kept secret, but the games-playing world now has the first official confirmation that there will be a DJ-based spinoff from the Guitar Hero franchise. The game’s site has just launched, though it doesn’t tell us anything other than that it will be available for X-Box, Playstation and Wii. The game will […]

What’s in the Box?: An Half-Life 2 Inspired Short

Unfortunately, I can’t tell you much about this short film because there’s almost no details around. The only thing I know is that, just like Escape From City 17, this is another amateur-made half-life 2 inspired flick that looks pretty darn promising. Enjoy!

Oregon Trail Makes the Long, Arduous Journey to iPhone

By Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] My iPhone says I’ve died of dysentery. Though somehow, the fact that it comes from a cute little cartoon makes the blow a little easier to take than back in a computer lab twenty years ago with the green-and-black pixels of the original Oregon Trail. Last week, Oregon Trail […]

Wednesday Geeky Pics: A “Wii” Bit Geeky

By Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] Whatever your opinion of the Wii as a gaming platform, one thing is for sure: it’s a lot more interesting to watch someone else playing a Wii than the more traditional videogame consoles. Not since the invention of the home DDR mat has there been such opportunity for spectator […]

Petaminx Dodecahedral Puzzle Will Drive You Insane

If you’re the kind of person who has trouble solving a Rubik’s Cute, then the following will probably turn you quite mad. The Petaminx is a face turning dodecahedral puzzle with 4 slices per face. It was completely custom-made by Jason Smith of PuzzleForge.com, who will be putting it for auction later this week on […]

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children for the Apocalypse?

Please note that ANYTHING coming from the Onion News Network should NEVER be taken seriously. With that said, you can now hit the play button and enjoy the show!

Tetris therapy for PTSD?

Researchers at Oxford University have found that playing the Tetris computer game after experiencing a traumatic event can lower the number of flashbacks the subject experiences later on: The Oxford team showed a film to 40 healthy volunteers that included traumatic images of injury from a variety of sources, including adverts highlighting the dangers of […]