Dog Barks Batman [Video]

Here’s a video of a pug named Teddy Almond Turtle (seriously, what kind of name is that?) who can yell “Batman”. By watching it, I guess that’s probably pretty much the only thing it can do, but at least it does it well. Anyway, enjoy the video… I guess?

Thanks Jimmy!



No Underwear in Outerspace: Star Wars Fans and Sex Appeal

By Mark Edlitz, Jedi Junkies
Guest Blogger

George Lucas once famously told Carrie Fisher “there is no underwear in outer space.” The implication is that there is no need for underwear because men, women, aliens, Wookies and Womp Rats alike presumably don’t have genitalia that needs covering. As we all know from our biology classes here on planet Earth, if you want to procreate it certainly helps to have genitals.

However, if you’re Anakin Skywalker and you’re born on the desert planet Tatooine then there’s a decent chance that your mother didn’t require intercourse to get pregnant. Instead you were magically conceived. As a result of all this space chastity sexuality in the Star Wars universe is almost non-existent.

Sure, Carrie Fisher looks stunning in Return of the Jedi in her “slave bikini” outfit. But just how alluring she looked is not really the point. (Along those lines it’s probably not a good idea to consider why Jabba the Hutt wanted her in a skimpy outfit in the first place.) Her courage and daring are what’s important. Leia is a strong, brave, heroic woman and unlike other cinematic heroines (like Lara Croft, Wonder Woman and Batgirl to name a few) how good she looks while saving the galaxy is irrelevant.

Eroticism in Star Wars is decidedly beside the point. While the films themselves might be nearly asexual, the fans who watch them certainly are not. In fact, they take great joy in infusing sexuality into their fandom.

I recently made JEDI JUNKIES, a feature film about the most extreme Star Wars fans I could find, and some of them find release in bringing their sensuality to their interpretation of Lucas’s universe. One such fan is Jamin Fite, the creator of “Leia’s Metal bikini”, a website devoted to collecting and displaying dozens and dozens of photos of fans dressed up in Leia’s memorably skimpy slave bikini provided to her by the apparently lecherous Jabba the Hutt. Jamin and his website celebrate just how sexy all types of women look when dressed up in the iconic outfit.

One fan who takes the whole Leia bikini thing even further is Amy “Kitty” Brown who performs a Star Wars themed burlesque routine. First dressed as Leia in her all white dress and then stripping down to the metal bikini, Amy reenacts and reinterprets some classic scenes from the saga. She incorporates the imagery of the virginal Leia into her routine in an artful and humorous but provocative way. She takes something without apparent sexuality (Star Wars) and combines it with something irrefutably sexual (burlesque). It’s the incongruity of combining sexuality with the innocence of Star Wars that makes her act so memorable in JEDI JUNKIES.

While Amy doesn’t always feel sexy in her outfit she’s cognizant of the power it can have on others. Amy explains, “I can wear the costume (like at a convention) and not feel sexy on my own, but when I see the reactions and the way people respond to ladies in the costume it makes you realize it is a sexy costume. Not just because it’s skimpy, but because it’s part of pop culture as a fanboy fantasy costume.”

Then there’s Cosplay (costume play) model Candy Keane, who has made a name for herself in the Star Wars fan community by wearing the famed metal bikini at dozens of conventions. Candy found enough success as a character model (taking photos as different characters) that she’s been able to open her own boutique selling those same outfits to other women who also enjoy dressing up.

In JEDI JUNKIES we also meet Flynn, the founder of the NY Jedi, a group of light saber wielding enthusiasts. Flynn and his crew get together to use light sabers in tightly choreographed martial arts demonstrations. Flynn’s unwavering mission is to make being a Jedi desirable. He’s self aware enough to know that when most people hear about his organization “their eyes roll back into their heads”. But he’s savvy enough to know that once you put a light saber into even a skeptic’s hand that any feelings of being self conscious will be dwarfed by their rekindled childlike sense of play.

Flynn is so successful in making wanna-be-Jedis hip and sexy that supermodel Tyra Banks put him on her show and declared that his “Geek is the new Chic.” And when a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret cover model declares that you’re sexy you get bragging rights with your friends. Of course, Tyra just figured out what fanboys have always known – – being a Star Wars fan has always been, and will always be, cool.

While talking with Kevin Smith and Stan Lee, Mark Hamill confessed that Star Wars doesn’t belong to him anymore. Hamill’s point is that over time the fans have taken ownership of the movies and turned them into something else which may or may not have to do with George Lucas’ original intent. They’ve taken the films and used them as springboards to fuel their own interests and passions.

Underwear in outer space or not, the Star Wars films are the gift that keeps on giving to the dedicated fans who find personal inspiration from George Lucas’s incredible vision.

[Top picture: Flickr (CC)]

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Mark Edlitz is the director/producer of a film about extreme Star Wars fans called JEDI JUNKIES. The film is available for rental and purchase at iTunes and Amazon.com

Lego Star Wars: Dead TaunTaun Scene Spoof

A hilarious re-creation of the dead tauntaun scene from Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back. Enjoy!

[Via TechEblog]



Hilarious: iPhone 4 Saga Explained by Taiwanese News Agency

From a commentator on reddit:

To those who can’t understand the reporter, the report is actually very accurate as to what has happened. They take a very “Apple is evil” stance (obviously), but all the incidents in the report are accurate. Most of the report is in Chinese (Mandarin) except for Job’s reply to the consumer reports article. He says “we’re in deep trouble” in Taiwanese. It’s more like “we’re in deep shit”, when used. I’d say that the narrative is better than any news coverage I have seen in the US on the whole iPhone 4 controversy.

[Via Reddit]

Star Wars Cereal [PICS]

At the Upcoming (Aug. 12-15) Star Wars celebration convention in Orlando, FL, Lucasfilm will be giving away 16 different varieties of Star Wars-themed cereal boxes to four hundred lucky attendees. Will anyone among you guys be attending?

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Creatures in the Depths Off Australia Offer Insight Into the Way We See

Having just returned from the beach myself, this story particularly caught my attention this morning. Not to mention that, for about two years during my elementary school education, I was convinced I would become an oceanographer or a marine biologist. I was obsessed with dolphins, and did a rather snazzy presentation on echolocation in the fifth grade.

Granted, these days I’m far from a marine biologist (though I do write a great deal about squid), but it certainly doesn’t mean I’ve lost my love of all things aquatic. And I’m continually astounded by vastness of the oceans here on Earth, and how often scientists and marine experts unearth new, unusual, horrific, and beautiful creatures. For someone who’s always had a thing for science fiction and fantasy, I’m absolutely taken by the way these creatures look and act—so alien and so familiar. But what’s even more surprising is how, by studying these weird and wonderful animals, we can learn more about ourselves.

National Geographic has a great slideshow of some of the more unusual fish (and other creatures) they’ve captured on film during their Deep Australia Project, including a recent snapshot of a sixgill shark, which is essentially a living fossil. The sixgill shark pictured is approximately 13 feet (4 meters) long, and can see in the dark. Some sixgills can grow up to 1320 lbs (600 kg). Move over, Jaws. You’ve got some competition.

One of the aims of the Deep Australia Project, according to National Geographic, is to learn more about the evolution of human sight. By studying these creatures and their unusual methods of seeing (some of which see by feeling, for instance), many of which have evolved in curious ways, researchers believe they can learn more about how we perceive things visually. How different are these marine eyes from ours? Well, take the nautilus as an example: their eyes have no lenses and work like a pinhole camera, and it’s theorized that their eyes haven’t evolved for millions of years, thereby giving scientists a window into steps in the evolutionary process. In the long run, researchers hope to shed light on not just the evolution of human sight but also into illnesses and brain disorders in humans.

Seems rather lovely, in a way, that the visual representations of these creatures are what get our attention, when that’s at the very heart of this important research.

[Images: National Geographic; top: Periphilla Jellyfish, bottom: sixgill shark getting some noms]

HOW TO: Make Glow Stick Liquid at Home [Video]

In the following video, Youtube user NurdRage shows you how you too can make glow stick liquid at home and walks you through all the chemicals you need to reproduce various colors. He also talks about the chemistry behind the liquid’s luminescent reaction. Enjoy!

Epic Old Spice Man Remix [Video]

An absolutely amazing remix that uses some of the most popular videos released by the old spice man in the past week. Enjoy.