Heston Blumenthal: The Culinary Geek [Part 3]

While the Fat Duck is well known in culinary circles, Blumenthal is best known for his TV work. As would be expected from the visual world of television, when it comes to his series of “Feast” shows, practicality is far from a prerequisite. The emphasis is on the spectacular, including in some cases spectacular failures, and on upending expectations.

Perhaps my favorite example, and sadly one for which a clip is not yet online, was his attempts to bring the 70s classic duck à l’orange. Blumenthal initially tried visiting a fire brigade training tower to attempt to cook a duck in what was effectively an orange-infused smokebomb inferno. The results were neither appetizing nor in any way safe.

Instead, Blumenthal quite literally inverted the dish, producing a duck parfait encased in an orange jelly (Jello), packaged in the style of the British confectionery classic of a Chocolate Orange. (To round out the confectionery theme, he also served duck flavored pastilles and smokey duck flavored potato chips.)

Here are some other examples of the pure insanity of Heston Blumenthal’s cookery:

Eight Ways to Be A Better Tweet Geek

Twitter is my preferred social network for a number of reasons. But more than anything I love it because it’s simple and, with the help of various clients and lists, easy to organize and keep track of. It’s far easier to spend twenty minutes a day catching up on tweets, in my opinion, than the inevitable sink-hole of time Facebook takes up. Not to mention, the UI doesn’t burn my eyes, which is always a plus.

I also feel at home on Twitter because it really is geek central. Geeks are everywhere on Twitter: from Jonathan Coulton to Cory Doctorow, from Felica Day to Wil Wheaton—we flock there, we geek there, we connect there. It’s like a great geek network.

But that’s not to say it’s easy to get involved in Twitter. And admittedly, the longer I stay on Twitter, the more I become a lurker; I’ll have the client connected all day, but I’ll only tweet a handful of times. And since I’ve been tweeting less, I’ve been atching my geeky people a little more closely. All in all it’s alerted me to some rather amusing—but often detrimental—geeky mistakes on Twitter. So here’s eight things you might want to keep in mind to become a better Tweet Geek.

1 – Don’t give a play by play of your six hour long D&D game. Sure, we like to hear what’s going on, and some people just might be able to tweet a whole game without being dreadfully boring… but it’s probably not you. A few pictures are good, but in all honesty, no one’s as excited about your game as you and your group. If you have some folks really interested in how it goes, video tape it and utilize YouTube. Most of your Twitter friends really don’t want to know about every single hitpoint and minor action. Not to mention constant tweeting during a D&D game is super irritating to the DM!

2 – Don’t irritate the Twitter celebrities. So you like Wil Wheaton. So you like Felica Day. That’s fine. But you know who else follows them on Twitter beside you? Like, everyone else. So when you respond to everything they say, every single time they post, we all get to see it, too. We can also see that they’re not responding to you (not to mention that you’re starting to be kind of creepy about it). Don’t retweet every single one of their tweets either. Be cool, be selective. It’s unlikely that you’ll become best buds with any of these bigwigs, but you can easily wipe out any possibility at all by being a pest.

3 – Don’t retweet every single mention of yourself. I can tell some people have bots installed, and every time someone mentions them in a tweet, they in turn mention it again. You know what that looks like? Total narcissism. So you got a mention. Congrats. But unless it’s really something that, you know, is helpful to the rest of us, it’s probably best to keep it to yourself.

4 – Don’t be a retweet spammer. If your entire feed consists of cool Star Wars links and science news, you’re forgetting a really important part of Twitter. It’s not just about links. It’s about making connections. In fact, I don’t follow people who only retweet because, honestly, it’s like they’re not even there at all.

5 – Don’t go nuts with the game bots. So you play WoW and RockBand and BioShock and Dragon Age, and practically every time you breathe your Twitter feed comes alive. Really, really annoying. If you’re going to link your account to your gaming achievements, do so selectively. We all like games, but there’s a definite point of saturation.

6 – Don’t give out spoilers. Seriously? I see this so often. I mean, the day after the last Lost episode is fine, okay? But there are lots of us in different time zones or recording the show. We know you like your shows—heck, pop culture draws us all together. But spoiling the show for half your Twitter friends isn’t going to win you more.

7 – Don’t just talk about yourself. So now we know you wear Spiderman boxers, you eat oatmeal with raisins every morning, and by 10am you excuse yourself for a bio break. Ugh, TMI. If you can’t think of something interesting, maybe it’s best to just… not say anything.

8 – Don’t be a dick. So yeah, I stole this one from Wil Wheaton. But while it’s fine to get into heated discussions about your favorite topics (I mean we’re geeks, it’s what we do) picking fights and calling people names is just low. Be courteous, be as respectful as possible. This is not PvP! Remember that we can all see what you’re saying. And if you get really involved in a discussion, do the right thing and take it to email.  It’s 140 characters for a reason.

(Picture CC “The Twitter Dungeon” by orkboi – via Flickr)


5 Epic Science Fiction Book Series to Read This Summer

So it’s summer, which means that maybe you’ve got some free time on your hands. Maybe you’re even really lucky and will be spending some of that time on the beach, or by the pool. Maybe it’s the kind of free time that can really only be filled by taking a serious nosedive into an epic book series that will eat your life until you’ve finished it. Well if science fiction is your cup of tea, here are some of my favorite series. Though if you get sucked in and neglect the rest of your life, don’t blame me!

Saga of the Skolian Empire, by Catherine Asaro

I once heard someone call these books “science fiction for girls,” which is pretty silly in my opinion – but there aren’t that many series that combine hard science fiction with romance, and Asaro does an amazing job in these books. And if you are a fan of hard scifi, especially in the form of physics and biotechnology, don’t doubt Asaro’s cred just because she sneaks in the romantic entanglements – she has a PhD from Harvard and was a physics professor before she started writing full time. The Skolian books are essentially space opera, heavy on the political intrigue, artificial intelligence, and interstellar travel – also strong female characters. The first book in the series by publication is Primary Inversion, but you can also read them in chronological order.

The Night’s Dawn Trilogy, by Peter F. Hamilton

I read these books perhaps a decade ago, and they were my first real foray into space opera – which is really like jumping in headfirst. Though it’s technically a trilogy, the paperbacks were published in two parts for each book – and they were still pretty thick, so trust me when I say that this series still counts as “epic.” The world here is so sprawling that it’s hard to describe the books briefly, but the gist is that it’s a far-future with tension between users of biotechnology and nanotechnology – oh, and a little problem with souls of the dead coming back through living possession. Even though this future is ostensibly a “golden age,” the story of the Night’s Dawn books is still very much about the darker side of humanity. Most people I know who’ve read these either love them or hate them, so be prepared. The first book is The Reality Dysfunction.

The Ender’s Game Series, by Orson Scott Card

Now here’s a no-brainer. If you didn’t read the first book as a kid, now is the time to pick it up – along with the follow-ups. And if you did read it as a kid, it’s the sort of thing you want to try again as an adult, especially if you didn’t get through the entire series. Battle School is just the beginning of the story, and Speaker of the Dead is no children’s book. Again, with a 3000-year span of time over the course of the series, you can always try reading them in chronological order. Though I think I’d still recommend starting with Ender’s Game.

The Dune Novels, by Frank Herbert (and progeny)

I’m not really sure what to say about Dune… I feel like if you’re interested in the idea of reading science fiction series at all then surely you’ve already read these books. These are some of the most influential books in the genre, considered a landmark of world-building and “soft” science fiction (i.e., not focused on technology). The “originals” are of course the first six, from Dune to Chapterhouse: Dune, though after Frank Herbert’s death, his son Brian along with author Kevin J. Anderson have added a number of books to the series. If you really want to take on an epic reading task for the summer, you could try reading the entire franchise in chronological order. Or you could just be traditional and start with Dune.

The Time Quartet, by Madeline L’Engle

You’ve probably read A Wrinkle in Time. If you haven’t, then turn off your computer and go get a copy right this instant. But even if you have, I just want to be sure that you appreciate the true epic nature of the story by reading all of the books tied to it as well. The “quartet” – consisting of A Wind in the Door, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, and Many Waters as well – isn’t even the end of the story. An Acceptable Time, focusing on a child of the next generation, is considered an official follow-up – but there are other connected books as well, such as The Arm of the Starfish. L’Engle is one of those authors whose worlds tend to touch each other all over the place, but at the very least, the eight books about the Murrays and the O’Keefes are the heart of the story. Though to take the epic journey through time travel, biology, and saving the world from evil, you’ll still need to start with A Wrinkle in Time.

Five is actually a pretty short list as far as these things go, and I know that you guys must have more to recommend. So for the benefit of our other readers, comment with your favorite epic scifi series! Or tell us what’s next in your reading queue for the summer. And for your fantasy fans, you’re also in luck, because there might be another post like this coming soon.

Heston Blumenthal: The Culinary Geek [Part 2]

In part one of this series I discussed some of Heston Blumenthal’s approaches to more common dishes. Today we’ll take a look at his more outlandish professional work.

Blumenthal made his name with his triple-Michelin star restaurant The Fat Duck, which has been voted the second best in the world (behind El Bulli in Spain.) To show how popular it is, the £150 (approx US$225) price tag has not deterred demand so strong that there is a two-month waiting list for a dinner reservation.

(I should make clear that I have not eaten at the Fat Duck and that I have no connection with the restaurant other than that I would kill to visit it.)

The main option is the tasting menu, which contains around 13-17 courses. So intricate are the dishes that the official cookbook of the restaurant runs to 400 pages. The main theme, if there is one, is playing with expectations and preconceptions of the diner. For example, one course is simply two squares of orange and beetroot jelly (Jello across the Atlantic). However, the one colored orange is beetroot-flavored (made from the lesser-known yellow beetroot), while the one colored purple is orange-flavored (made from blood orange).

Later in the meal, diners receive a glass of tea. What they don’t realize until they drink it is that one side is hot and the other cold: a sensation that remains true even as it slips down into the stomach. The explanation is that the cold side is in fact a fluid gel broken down into so many pieces that it appears to be an identical liquid to the hot tea.

(Picture credit: Flickr users nako)

Perhaps most famously, the series of desserts are presented in the style of breakfast, complete with boxes of cereal (the flakes are parsnips rather than corn) and the infamous bacon and egg ice-cream. It is in fact nothing more than scrambled egg which has been cooked through cold (namely liquid nitrogen) rather than heat.

Do you update your social statuses more often from your phone or your computer? Any particular reason why?

As I mentioned a few days ago, my mobile Twitter client of choice is Echofon. I also have the generic Facebook app on my phone, though I don’t use it very often. To me, Twitter lends itself much better to mobile access than Facebook, since the service itself is so streamlined. Facebook just has a lot more going on – not to mention that the mobile client itself isn’t so hot – yay for the Twitter development community!

So I update Twitter almost exclusively from my phone (just because that’s usually when I’m checking Twitter) and Facebook almost exclusively from the web (ditto). Of course, I also know tons of people who are on Facebook pretty much all day, so they must be using their phones – because otherwise they’d never leave the computer screen!

So do you update your social statuses more often from your phone or your computer? Any particular reason why? Are you like me and it has to do with the quality of the mobile apps, or just how you use those services?

Things Are Looking Steamy for Mac

Just when I thought that I had everything in balance. You know, I’ve been playing Dragon Age just fine; I finally managed to kick the WoW habit because my hands don’t allow me to (geeky fact: I first had carpal tunnel symptoms playing WoW…). Really, I had achieved gaming zen—content with what I have and…

Wait, Steam for Mac? With free Portal? Are you sick? Seriously?

Yes, Steam is finally here for Mac, and as Gizmodo so snidely put it “real gaming” is now available for Mac users. And yes, Portal comes for free, and there’s just a metric ton of awesome games to play, beckoning me—nay, taunting me—into pouring hours and hours of my time re-discovering my love of video games on my computer. Valve plans to release new titles every Wednesday, so expect the library to continue to grow, too.

I mean, seriously. There’s steampunk dystopia with Guns of Icarus, puzzles with World of Goo, and of course Civilization IV. Which is scary because the original Civilization games nearly cost me my degree. And steampunk? You guys know I have a major weak spot for that…

Sure, some of these games have been available in various formats, but the fact that Valve is making a foray into the Mac realm at all is telling. As Gizmodo points out:

I know, games have existed on the Mac for a long time. But the promise of true multiplatform computer gaming on the largest scale in a long time is pretty thrilling. (As someone who does most of their FPSing on a desktop PC and owns a Mac laptop.)

It’s not just about the games available, it’s the space those games are available in. Recently my computer was something of a gaming wasteland, but now Valve is opening the floodgates to Mac users everywhere with the promise of gaming, well, anywhere.

The Geek Alphabet: From “Away Team” to “Zork”

As a geek, you definitely know your ABCs, but do you know these? From A to Z, “away team” to “zork,” here is [GAS]’s take on the Geek Alphabet. Please note that all pictures featured below were licensed under a “CC” license. We’ve sourced them all at the bottom of this post.


























All images used for our geeky ABCs are from Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons licenses that allow for remixing. And they’re “share alike,” which means that you’re welcome to use our geeky alphabet – as long as you credit us and link back to this post!

A is for Away Team, where you should never wear red (mild mannered photographer)
B is for Binary, 1s and 0s in your head (jpstanley)
C is for Cosplay, making cons an awesome place (SoulCookie)
D is for Doctor, who keeps changing face (great beyond)
E is for Emoticons, that tell you what we’re feeling (neal gillis)
F is for Flickr, whose photos we are “stealing” (tricky)
G is for Gadgets, the way to our heart (slipstreamjc)
H is for Hardware, I took it apart! (jurvetson)
I is for iEverything, love it or hate it (dan dickinson)
J is for Japan, we’re glad Nintendo invaded (oscar mota)
K is for Keyboard, we love every letter (andrew*)
L is for Leias, the more the better! (koadmunkee)
M is for MMORPGs, it’s a magical place (i eated a cookie)
N is for NASA, and the beauty of space (nasa1fan)
O is for Occipital Lobe, we love using our brains (illuminaut)
P is for Programming, ((though lisp is a pain)) (phil_jackson)
Q is for Quilting, and other geeky crafts (athenamat)
R is for Reading, no matter what the path (timonoko)
S is for Science, though the cake is a lie (don solo)
T is for Tabletop, and a 20-sided die (nengard)
U is for Uncertainty, you just never know (neil crosby)
V is for Voltage, oh the places we’ll go! (oskay)
W is for the World Wide Web, it’s more than just porn (shimown)
X is for Xerox, where so much geekiness was born (marc smith)
Y is for Youth, since kids are geeks too (benmcleod)
Z is for Zork, watch out for the grue! (the_tml)

Heston Blumenthal: The Culinary Geek [Part 1]

Most lists of “why to date a geek” will make some reference to cookery. And when it comes to geekdom and cookery, Heston Blumenthal is the undisputed king.

What makes Blumenthal such a kitchen geek is that he recognizes that cooking is both an art and a science. Indeed, as Philip Harben, one of the first TV chefs, put it: “[Cooking] is the application of heat (or cold) to food in order to change its state; not merely to make hot (or cold) what before was cold (or hot), but to change its very form, color, texture, and flavor.”

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