Today’s Hot Deals: LEGO Hocus Pocus Sanderson Sister’s Cottage Building Set, Tile Slim Wallet Finder, Galaxy and Star Projector, Rechargeable Avocado Hand Warmers, and More!

Hot Deals for September 23

For today’s edition of our Hot Deals post (September 23, 2025) here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.

–LEGO Ideas Hocus Pocus The Sanderson Sister’s Cottage Building Set – $229.99 $195.49

–Tile Slim Wallet Finder, Thin Bluetooth Tracker and Item Locator – $29.99 $19.99

–Razer Barracuda Wireless Gaming & Mobile Headset (PC, PlayStation, Switch 2, Android, iOS): 2.4GHz Wireless + Bluetooth – Integrated Noise-Cancelling Mic – 50mm Drivers – 40 Hr Battery – $159.99 $84.99

–Redragon K671KS RGB Backlit Wireless Mechanical Gaming Keyboard – $43.99 $33.99 (Clip Coupon at the Link!)

–Hisense 65″ Class U6 Series 4K Mini-LED Smart HDR TV – $699.99 $596.99

–Samsung EVO Select 128GB microSDCX Memory Card – $16.99 $12.99

–TeeTurtle Original Reversible Rainbow Kittencorn Plushie + Gray Tabby – $15.00 $12.00

–HD Galaxy and Star Projector with 13 Film Discs – $36.99 $25.59

–Gaiatop Rechargeable Smiling Avocado Hand Warmers (2-Pack) – $19.99 $10.49 (Use Promo Code 49GHKOVV at Checkout)

–Microsoft Office Professional 2021 – $39.97

–Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $12.97

–Microsoft Visio 2021 Professional: Lifetime License for Windows – $249.99 $9.97



Captain Picard Classifies the “Riker Maneuver” as a Threat-Level Crotch Event

Captain Picard has finally had enough of the “Riker Maneuver.” In this parody skit by NetDystopiaMusic, the Captain calls Riker into his ready room to address crew complaints about his… unique way of sitting down. Turns out, swinging your leg over every chair like you’re mounting a horse might not be standard Starfleet protocol.

And while the complaints were supposed to be “confidential,” it’s hilariously obvious who they came from: Worf calling it dishonorable, Geordi noticing a mysterious glow in the IR spectrum, and Data analyzing it like a feline dominance ritual.

Watch Picard finally address Riker’s… boldly seated masculinity.

Update: The creator has uploaded another video featuring Picard playing Borderlands 44, the third remaster, with La Forge stepping in to optimize the captain’s system.

Pregnancy: The Most Brutal Sci-Fi Epic Happening Inside Moms Everywhere

Pregnancy isn’t just biology, it’s a full-blown sci-fi war epic! Tens of millions of sperm launch themselves into battle, only for nearly all of them to die in a fortress of acid, mucus, and immune cells. The survivors then face the ultimate boss fight: an egg that’s 10,000 times bigger and armed with enough mitochondria to power a city. If one makes it in, the embryo begins its next phase: invading tissue like a parasitic octopus, brainwashing the uterus with chemical love notes, and even growing a brand-new organ just for the occasion: the placenta. It’s brutal and so metal that it almost sounds unbelievable. And yet, against all odds, this epic struggle often ends in one of the most magical things imaginable: a new life. Check it out!



Why Medieval Peasants Smelled Like 17 Flavors of Butt

Ah, medieval peasants: the OG masters of “doing the best you can with what you’ve got.” No showers, no soap aisle at Walmart, and definitely no dentist who isn’t also your barber. Hygiene in the Middle Ages was basically a combo of straw, twigs, and prayers that you didn’t catch something horrible.

Want to brush your teeth? Grab a stick. Need to wipe? Hope you like moss. Feel itchy? Time to invite your friends over for a group lice-picking session. Just like karaoke night, but with way more scratching.

Weird History’s latest video takes a look at the daily grime of medieval life, from chamber pots out the window to beds stuffed with bug-infested straw. It really makes you want to kiss your hot shower in gratitude. Check it out!

Swearing 101: The Bloody, Vulgar History of Bad Words

Swear words: humanity’s greatest invention right after fire, the wheel, and accidentally stepping on Lego bricks. From Roman graffiti that basically said “Yo, you’re a loser,” to Viking roast battles that could end your social life, this video is a masterclass in how humans have been cussing since forever.

This video dives into the weird, wild, and sometimes very deadly history of swearing: from medieval oaths that could get you out of jail, to Shakespeare making insults sound like epic poetry, to Victorians who thought even saying “trousers” might summon the wrath of polite society. Check it out!