This Comedy Sketch Imagines the Painful Birth of the First Curse Word

What happens when the first human decides “ouch” just isn’t cutting it? In this funny comedy sketch by Ryan George, a man steps on rusty nails and, instead of going to the hospital, tries to invent entirely new “bad words” to better express the pain. As he experiments with random sounds and meanings, his confused friend becomes the first witness to the birth of swearing. Check it out!



Amazon’s Big Spring Sale Is Here: Don’t Miss These Deals!

Amazon's Big Spring Sale

Amazon’s Big Spring Sale is officially underway, and it’s packed with discounts on everything from tech and gaming gear to home essentials and everyday gadgets. If you’ve been waiting for a good excuse to upgrade your setup (or just grab something cool at a steal), this is it. Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.

You can check the sale’s main page right here or check out our compilation below!

JBL Live 670NC – Wireless On-Ear Headphones with Adaptive Noise Cancelling with Smart Ambient$129.95 $49.95

Nothing Ear (a) Wireless Earbuds, 45dB Hybrid Noise Cancelling Earbuds, Hi-Res Audio, Advanced Equaliser, Dual Connect, 6 Mics$109.00 $58.99

Sennheiser Momentum 4 Wireless Noise Cancelling Headphones$449.95 $226.37

Samsung 15.6″ Galaxy Book5 360 Copilot+ PC, AI Business Laptop, Windows 11 Pro, Intel Core Ultra 7 Processor 256V, FHD AMOLED Touchscreen, 16GB/512GB$1,449.99 $1,249.99

ASUS ROG Strix G16 (2025) Gaming Laptop, 16” FHD+ 16:10 165Hz/3ms Display, NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 5050 Laptop GPU, Intel® Core™ i7 Processor 14650HX, 16GB DDR5, 1TB PCIe Gen 4 SSD$1,499.99 $1,349.00

LG Ultrafine 32-inch 4K UHD (3840×2160) Computer Monitor$299.99 $219.99

ASUS ROG Strix Scope II 96 Wireless Mechanical Gaming Keyboard$209.99 $129.99

Apple Watch Series 9 [GPS + Cellular 41mm]$699.00 $299.00

JVC Sport True Wireless Earbuds Headphones, Lightweight and Compact, Long Battery Life (up to 30 Hours), High Quality Sound with Neodymium Magnet Driver, Water Resistance (IPX5)$49.95 $29.74 (Clip Coupon at the Link!)

SAMSUNG Galaxy Buds 3 FE True Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds, Active Noise Cancellation$149.99 $127.49

Tainted Grail The Fall of Avalon Board Game CORE BOX – Epic Story-Rich Survival & Exploration, Arthurian & Celtic Mythology, Ages 14+, 1-4 Players, 2-3 Hour Playtime$99.61 $79.49

Accfly 11″ CarPlay Screen for Apple Carplay & Android Auto with HD Backup Camera$169.99 $69.99 (Use Promo Code ZMDRHITT at Checkout)

Wdtpro LED Rechargeable Flashlight 2-Pack (up to 6000 Lumens)$29.99 $9.99 (Use Promo Code I2KSV9T7 at Checkout) (For Prime Members)

TEENOVA Electric 3 in 1 Body Hair Trimmer Shaver$39.99 $22.99

Lefant Robot Vacuum Cleaner M210 Pro$184.57 $89.96

Lavazza Super Crema Whole Bean Coffee$25.19 $21.41

CAP Barbell Rubber Coated Dumbbell Weight Set with Vertical Rack (150 lb)$249.99 $148.99

Microsoft Office Professional 2021 – $39.97

Microsoft Windows 11 Pro or Home – $12.97

Private Internet Access VPN (3 YEARS + 3 Free Months)$466.05 $79.00

Trial 54 Will Make You Question What Makes You… You [Sci-Fi Short]

Trial 54

Trial 54 is a must-see sci-fi short that drops you into a secret experiment where cutting-edge technology allows a patient to relive her past… or at least, what she thinks is her past.

Behind it all is Dr. Miles Heston, a brilliant mind pushing far beyond the limits of his own company’s rules and getting dangerously close to consequences he may not be able to control.

Written and directed by Davis Rohrer, the film is inspired by a deeply personal question shaped by real-life experiences with memory loss: what actually defines who we are?

This is the kind of sci-fi that lingers after the screen fades to black. And yeah… you might even start questioning your own memories a little after watching it!

Stephen Colbert Is Writing a New Lord of the Rings Movie (Yes, Really)

Lord of the Rings

Warner Bros. is heading back to Middle-earth once again, and this time, the journey comes with a twist nobody saw coming.

A brand-new Lord of the Rings movie has just been announced, titled The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past, and lo and behold, Stephen Colbert is one of the writers.

The film will take place 14 years after Frodo’s departure, following Sam, Merry, and Pippin as they retrace the early steps of their legendary adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, uncovers a buried secret that could change everything we thought we knew about the War of the Ring.

Even more interesting? The story pulls from the often-overlooked “Barrow-downs” section of The Fellowship of the Ring: a piece longtime fans have always wanted to see adapted.

And while Colbert might seem like an unexpected choice, hardcore Tolkien fans know the truth: the man is deep into Middle-earth lore. This isn’t a random celebrity cameo, this is a full-on passion project!

The film is being developed alongside Philippa Boyens and Peter McGee, and will arrive after The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum, directed by Andy Serkis, which is currently set for December 17, 2027.

Middle-earth isn’t done with us yet… and honestly, we’re not done with it either.

Welcome to Marblopolis: A Marble Run on Steroids

Built by Jelle’s Marble Runs, Marblopolis is a massive marble-run amusement park featuring 30 attractions: loops, funnels, jumps, halfpipes, and more! All of these are connected by nearly a quarter mile of track, with room for up to 400 tiny thrill-seekers at once.

If you ever find yourself near Tante Hannie Gift Shop (Nijmegen, Netherlands,) you can even see this ridiculous masterpiece in person (until summer 2026).

[Via BIS]