Buy Her a Drink… Over the Internet!

by Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] Are you too shy to attempt to pick up women at bars? Too scared of rejection? Worried that if you buy a woman a drink she’ll throw it in your face? Or better yet–just can’t tear yourself away from your computer long enough to go to a bar? Well, […]



A Slice of the Dark Side for Breakfast, Luke?

The Star Wars official online shop has all sorts of interesting toys, not that I would buy anything from there mind you… or would I? Anyways, here’s my latest coup de foudre, courtesy of the Dark Lord himself. Even though the Darth Vader Toaster isn’t as advanced as some of the fancy bread burners out […]

How Star Wars IV Should Have Ended

By Mark O’Neill Contributing Writer, [GAS] I am not too inspired to write much today as I am busy watching the US election unfold on CNN.  So instead I will give you a rather amusing Star Wars video which I found earlier on YouTube. Thank God George Lucas didn’t end Star Wars this way! Then […]



Still Searching for that “Irrational” Third-Party Candidate?

by Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] According to Pi’s campaign manager, a good reason for this write-in: “What pi refers to as ‘endless change’ is its infinite series of digits, which never repeat, have no predicable pattern, and never resolve. Simply put, pi is history’s biggest flip-flopper.” In other words, if you already know you’re […]

Star Wars Campaign Ads: Lando Calrissian vs. Emperor Palpatine

Who would YOU vote for? Lando Calrissian or Emperor Palpatine? [Via Neatorama]

Proof that Republicans are the Only Ones Still Using AOL and Dial-Up

By Stephanie Rogers Contributing Writer, [GAS] If AOL users could decide the election, John McCain would win in a landslide. That, of course, goes against virtually every single poll that has been released in the, oh, I don’t know, entire election season – but what it does show is the fact that AOL users are […]

The Election Through the Lens of Dungeons & Dragons

Thanks to the awesome brilliance of Livejournal user somehedgehog, D&D fans everywhere are laughing so hard they’re reaching for the Depends. In honor of the election, somehedgehog imagined what a game of D&D would be like if Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Joe Biden, Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul were playing together.  […]

MTV and MySpace Turn Piracy Into Pennies

by Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] You know what they say… when you’ve got lemons, turn them into lemonade. And when you’ve got rampant video piracy, find a way to milk some ad revenue out of it. The “fingerprint” technology that we’ve been hearing about from YouTube is making its way in some form to […]