Hey Jamie,
I guess she just wasn’t that into you, bro. Sorry your ‘epic love fail’ made it onto the internet, but to the same degree, thank you.
This is both sad and hilarious, and I appreciate that. Hope you got through it okay. If it makes you feel any better, here is a video to help you cope with your loss:
Sincerely,
Remy of Geeks Are Sexy
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