Another Neighborhood Cooler Than Yours and Mine


I see these photos everywhere on the Internet now and just want someone to invite me to a party where we can play Mario Kart on the side of a house or maybe in a movie theater or something cool like that. Is that too much to ask? I have been geek writing for almost ten years now, you would think I would be able to scratch this off my bucket list by now, but nooooooo.

No one wants the weird guy with the mohawk and eye patch at their Mario Kart projector parties. I get it. It’s cool.

(SO not cool you guys)

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