So the short story is this: the elder gentleman you see above brought his computer in to get some maintenance and the person working saw he had a Dragonborn that was level 89 in Skyrim. Come to find out, the man himself is 89 years old and a steadfast member of the Dark Brotherhood. The two bonded for quite some time.
In other words, the older man you see above is the coolest old guy ever made, and he could out Fus-Doh-Rah you in a second without even blinking. Can I adopt him? Can we legally adopt new Grandpas? Is that a thing? Can we MAKE it a thing?