Black Ops 3: The Deleted Trailer

Disclaimer right away: this is obviously not the actual dialogue from the Black Ops 3 trailer. This is purely meant for satirical purposes and should not get any fanboys butthurt because it is just being funny. We gamers get a rep about not having good senses of humor when it comes to things we love, so laughing at this will prove otherwise.

Plus, you can’t get that mad. It is pretty spot-on, actually. I mean that “bend things more” line is gold!

(Via Gameranx)