Is it BRAIIIN time yet? The perfect clock for zombie lovers, dead or alive.
“Upcycling”: The New Way of Going Vintage [Pics]
We’re all familiar with the phrase, “One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.”
Well, Buttoned Up Girls took the adage to heart by creating vintage and antique-inspired jewelry using old buttons and pins, specifically for ladies.
They call their process “upcycling”, because they are taking discarded accessories and trinkets and giving them new “life” by transforming them into one-of-a-kind custom baubles with styles for women from all walks of life.
They’re also great for cosplay enthusiasts — especially those who dabble in Steampunk, Neo-Victorian, Dieselpunk, or Lolita!
[Via Etsy]
Can you believe these are done in pencil?! [Pics]
These incredible drawings of cats by Paul Lung on first glance (and second, and third) look like photographs. But this talented artist actually laboured 40-60 hours on each of these masterpieces with only a mechanical pencil.
Achieving such incredibly realistic texture and depth just stuns me. Especially since my drawings of cats regularly amount to circles with triangles for ears and lines sticking out the side for whiskers…
This exhibits true talent, and what I’d call geek-level of dedication to his passion.
[Paul Lung, on DeviantART, on Facebook | Via Flavourwire]
A Health PSA for Vampires [Pic]
“Drink this much Human Blood Every Day! — Drink a full big glass of Human Blood every single day to get plenty of B Negative — one thing your undead body doesn’t store up. Stay young the Vampire way! “
[Source: Etsy]
Stunning Collection of Daenerys art
To publicize and honor her feminist fantasy novel launching on Kickstarter, The Girl Who Would be King, Kelly Thompson has been collecting images of kickass heroines for 30 days – the duration of her Kickstarter.
On July 8th, day 14 of her 30-day heroine binge, she featured our favourite khaleesi. And she’s gathered some pretty stunning stuff. Here are a few of my favorites, check out the full collection at the link below.
[Collection on 1979 Semi-Finalist | Support Kelly’s novel at The Girl Who Would be King Kickstarter | Via The Mary Sue]
Team Fortress 2: The Musical [Video]
Frankenstein’s Bog-Body Monsters
3,000-year-old “bog bodies”, dug up over a decade ago in Scotland, have recently been found to be composed of six different people’s body parts. Not so original, were you Dr. Frankenstein?
It seems that the explanation of why these bodies were pieced together will forever be lost in time. But the details that have been discovered are like an archaeologist’s wet dream.
Here’s a run down of what they’ve figured out: two bodies, one male, one female. The female one had a jaw that didn’t fit into the rest of the skull, so they did some DNA testing and found out that the jawbone, the arm, the skull and the leg all came from different, genetically unrelated people (at least, they didn’t have the same mother).
Isotopic dating showed that the female body’s parts are all from about the same time period. The male’s, however, comes from people who died a few hundred years apart.
How, you might ask? It would seem the ancient people knew how to dip the body in the bog just long enough to let the high-acid, low-oxygen environment preserve the organic materials. However, they must have subsequently removed the bodies before the high acidity broke down the calcium-based bones.
So why would they go through all the effort? Terry Brown, the professor of biomedical archaeology at the University of Manchester, who sampled the DNA in the first place, thinks the reasoning is practical: the head dropped off so another had to be stuck on. It’s the image of the mummy that was important, not the actual person inside. He cites Chinchorro mummies from the Chilean Andes that were reinforced with grass and sticks and animal hair.
Another theory is that it was a symbolic gesture to create an ancestor that literally embodied traits from multiple lineages.
I studied archaeology because I liked the mystery of it all (same reason I studied physics – in the end I’m a total fiction writer). So the idea that it was practical is just distasteful to my fanciful mind. I much prefer to think there was a religious element – like the different body parts are in fact parts of prophets to some long-forgotten religion, and they thought that each prophet had to donate some particular limb after their death towards the mummy and once it was complete, their god would possess it and come amongst its children.
Of course, I have like zero backing for that theory, but I like it all the same. The beauty of incredible ancient discoveries – no one really knows, and any story is a good story.
[Via National Geographic & The Mary Sue | Photograph by Mike Parker Pearson, University of Sheffield]
Fassbender joins Assassin’s Creed Film
Movies based on video games have a notorious track record of suck. There are exceptions to this rule but they just don’t come along often enough.
But a glimmer of hope has hit the horizon and it comes in the form of Assassin’s Creed. Aside from being one of the most cinematic and well plotted game franchises in recent history, a lot of credibility has been applied to the feature film adaptation with Michael Fassbender attached.
Fassbender is a surprising choice. I would have expected them to use a much younger person for this role, but he is an accomplished and credible actor.
If you are not already familiar with the franchise, the story follows an ancestral line of assassins. Desmond Miles gets dragged into discovering his ancestor’s history by entering a virtual reality machine called the Animus, which allows him to experience the life of his various ancestors (Altaïr ibn-La’Ahad during the Crusades, and then Ezio Auditore da Firenze at the turn of the 16th century in Italy.) The upcoming chapter will step forward to the American Revolution era.
This is where I think the franchise will best serve a feature film. The stories are more complex than “kill it and take its treasure”. One of the biggest detractors of video game movies is that the movie industry picks popular games with very thin plots, and then have them directed by people like Uwe Boll.
Also, Ubisoft is making good and sure that some big Hollywood Studio is not going to adapt this film into their own vision of the franchise. They are funding it themselves to make sure no one messes with their ideas.
I am excited for Assassin’s Creed, and while I didn’t see it coming, I am excited for Fassbender.