Butterfly Rampage- Qualcomm Marketing

It has been revealed that that a number of videos that popped up recently of Butterfly attacks are the responsibility of Qualcomm and their new IMOD display that uses biomimetrics to bend light like in butterfly wings.

This shocking revelation of responsibility came from  an “Emergency Press Conference”. During the conference, it was revealed that Mr. Lewis and Mr. Dodgson stole prototypes using this new technology, and were promptly set upon by swarms of angry butterflies.

They presented Mr. Mascup, an entomologist to attest to the safety of Qualcomm devises. While proclaiming the Mirasol to be a safe device, with his rabbit Terrance in hand, he recounts the bloodthirsty savagery of these heartless butterflys. Since he is rugged and Australian, we should take him seriously, he encourages you if a butterfly lands on you, not to fight it off but to “assume a fetal position and wait for it to lose interest in you.”


Featured 3D Short: Meet Meline

Exactly 1 year ago yesterday, we wrote about Meet Meline, a fabulously well animated 3D short produced by one of our longtime reader, French filmmaker Sebastien Laban. I just received an email from Sebastien this morning announcing that the movie was finally available online! It goes without saying, since last year’s trailer was absolutely fantastic, I wasn’t expecting any less from the short, which is as fabulous as I was led to believe. Check it out:

Merci Sebastien!

World’s First Inflatable Laptop

Introducing the world’s first inflatable laptop — the Toshiba TubeTop. Want to experience true mobility? Answer your emails while relaxing in the bath, share photos and videos while taking a dip in the hotel pool, or update your status on your favorite social media sites while in the jacuzzi? Now you can thanks to the amazing Toshiba TubeTop! Check it out! :)

Wow! Now this would go along nicely with some state of the art floating surge protection:

Important notice: Just to be on the safe side, please be sure to never, ever do something like this with a power bar. this is extremely dangerous and could actually kill you.

[Via [H] | Official Product Page]

Modern Warfare 2 floored by logistical screw-up

Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus PackageDebate about the implementation of the stimulus package rages on. But this time it’s not the US government, but rather Microsoft, which is the subject.

The situation involves the first major downloadable content to the hugely successful Modern Warfare 2, marketed as the Stimulus Package and released on the Xbox 360 yesterday. (It’s set to appear on the PS3 on 30 April.)

Making a simple logistical error in the game can lead to your character meeting a violent and explosive fate. Doing the same in issuing the update didn’t lead to bloodshed, it did cause what the company described as “a big hairball that we had to unwind.”

The mistake was that Microsoft released the new content — a new batch of locations for battle — before an update which made the game aware that the new locations existed. The resulting confusion within the game not only meant players couldn’t access the new locations, but there were widespread problems with setting up online games.

That problem has now been fixed and the update applied. However, there were some ongoing problems for players who wanted to pay for the download with Point of Sale Activation cards (effectively vouchers bought in retail stores). The new content meant many more people than usual wanted to redeem the cards on the same day, causing a logjam on the Microsoft system.

A Microsoft blog post notes: ” You haven’t done anything wrong, you won’t lose your money, and you don’t need to go back to the store – just hang in there and try again in a few hours.”

One interesting note from the blog post is that while there was an explanation of the various problems, there was no specific apology, a point commenters were quick to pick up on.

There has also been criticism of the content itself as it appears that the game mode used each time a new location is played is chosen randomly rather than selected by the player, a point which doesn’t appear to have been made clear in promotion of the content.

April Fools’ Day Prank: Voice Activated Printers / Copiers

Since tomorrow is one of the most anticipated day of the year for many geeks, we though you’d enjoy this little prank we recently stumbled upon on the web.

Thanks to these custom-made PDFs designed for the most popular brands of printers/copiers, you can now get your work colleagues talking to empty air, making complete fools of themselves while standing in front of the departmental printer. Note: the Canon version above is located here.

Please note that if company’s corporate policy leaves no place for humor, you should definitely not try this at work.

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