The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories On Facebook [Video]

We all know a guy like that or two, and I have a few of those that pop up regularly on my Facebook feed. We all need positive news in our lives to brighten our day!

The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.

Oh, and there’s also all these people posting fake science news from sites with names such as naturalgreenremediesforvegansthatcurecancer or lizardmenliveamongus. Sigh.

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WANT: The GIANT Netflix & Chill Sack is a 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair!

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Ok, it’s not called the Netflix and Chill sack (just the chill sack) but we think the former name is better. Just the thing you need for 1, 2, or who knows, maybe even 3 people… or 1 angry Jabba the Hutt.

Looking for a large bean bag chair? look no further! our 8 foot sack is the largest foam bag chair on the market. It’S big enough for even the largest families and huge pro athletes, this chill bag is perfect for a family that is looking for a unique piece of furniture to enjoy in their home theatre or for someone that wants the biggest and the best out there. The highest quality fabrics with the most color options on the market set this chair apart. V we call them bean bag chairs, but you’ll find no beans or Styrofoam pellets here. Just the softest, highest quality shredded foam for a totally unique lounging experience. Dimensions: 96” x 96” x 34” weight: 130 lbs.

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[Chill Sack Bean Bag Chair: Giant 8′ Memory Foam Furniture Bean Bag]

Russian Superhero Film “Guardians” Gets a New Trailer + US Release [Videos]

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Set during the Cold War, a secret organization named “Patriot” gathered a group of Soviet superheroes, altering and augmenting the DNA of four individuals, in order to defend the homeland from supernatural threats.

The group includes representatives of the different nationalities of the Soviet Union, which each one of them have long been hiding their true identity. In hard times, they settled down to business and gather to defend their homeland.

Also, be sure to check out this cool fight scene as well as the first trailer below:

Guardians is a Russian movie, but the english version should come out sometime in 2017.

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These Official Star Wars Suits Are the Suits You’re Looking For!

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The folks at OppoSuits have just release two Star Wars-themed suits that ought to grab the attention of anyone you’re crossing. Both come with matching ties (see above and below) and are available for purchase right now.

Strong Force: Are you looking for the latest fashion trend on Tatooine? Do you want to know what everybody is talking about on Naboo? Wear this official Star Wars™ suit from OppoSuits and the Force will show you. Suit up, you must.

Stormtrooper: Close the blast doors! We know there’s a bit of darkness inside of you. We can sense it. Wear this official Stormtrooper suit from OppoSuits and show your allegiance to the Empire. The Empire wants you.

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[OppoSuits Star Wars Collection]

Happy Birthday! [Comic]

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Well, it’s my birthday today, which I also like to call “Facebook Wall Spam day!”

I don’t know about you guys, but getting all those messages on FB is nice, but you have to wonder how many people would truly recall your birthday if the social media site wasn’t there.

In the meantime, here’s a picture of me holding a sign with a very important message.

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[Source: Pear-Shaped Comics | Like “Pear-Shaped Comics” on Facebook | Follow “Pear-Shaped Comics” on Twitter]

The Perfect Organism to Protect Your Savings: The Alien “Big Chap” Bank

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The Alien “Big Chap” bust bank: Long-term savings, minimal chestbursting!

Big Chap was designed by H.R. Giger for the classic 1979 Ridley Scott film Alien, and is recreated with incredible detail by sculptor Eli Livingston for this bust. This perfect organism has a coin slot and access door, which transforms it from a deep space killmachine to a fully-functioning coin bank! Made from durable vinyl and spanning approximately 8″ in length, it will terrify anyone seeking to make a withdrawal… even you.

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[Alien “Big Chap” Bank]