NOIR: A Discreet Security Camera and USB Charger Combo

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If you need a discreet security camera for your home, NOIR might be just the thing you need. Disguised as a tiny (functional) dual charger, the device also acts as a 1080p security camera, sending unlimited video and audio straight to your mobile and saving it locally or to the cloud.

Say goodbye to expensive, bulky, and painfully obvious security cameras. HD Mask Noir is a military-grade security camera that records 1080p HD video & crystal clear audio 24/7 with no battery necessary. Wirelessly check the footage from whenever, wherever. HD Mask Noir is WiFi enabled and sends the footage directly to your device no matter where you are.

As I’m writing this, the Noir Indiegogo campaign has already raised over $180,000 on an initial funding goal of $5,000. Estimated shipping date: October 2019.

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Become Insanely Relaxed With This Cthulhu Anti-Stress Toy

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In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu is stress free… and he’s stress free thanks to this cool anti-stress toy built in his likeness!

That’s right, squeeze the Elder God. The Cthulhu Stress Toy is so cool, it’ll drive you crazy! It can’t bring down madness upon the people causing you stress, but squeezing this squishy likeness of Cthulhu can help you redirect any negative energies. The Cthulhu Stress Toy measures slightly under 6-inches tall.

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Teen Uses Smart Fridge to Tweet After Getting Her Electronics Taken Away #FreeDorothy

A 15-year-old Twitter user got her phone confiscated by her mom after she “was boiling rice and was too busy on phone and stove burst into flames.” Since she did not have her phone anymore, she used her Nintendo 3DS to go online, and then after getting it taken away as well, she switched to her Wii U, but that did not last for very long.

Having exhausted Plans A, B, and C for tweeting, a desperate Dorothy arrived at Plan D, her masterpiece: the house’s LG smart refrigerator. “My mom uses it to google recipes for baking so I just googled Twitter,” she told me. She got off one last tweet.

She now says her mom is going to get someone to remove the fridge. Asked why her mom wouldn’t just take the fridge off the network, Dorothy said, “My mom isn’t good with tech lol.” Her mom apparently thought deleting apps would delete the entire account as well.

What a smart young lady! Even LG supports her!

[Via NYMag]