Barrier Man: The Greatest Worst Superhero of all Time Has Been Spotted


His name is Barrier Man and he wields the deadly finger of unbridled pointy power. He is the line that is drawn in the sand, keeping us inches from chaos. He is the man you would most want in front of you if someone ever threw a rock at you as it is his very skill to live up to his name and provide a barrier for you. We all need to find out his true identity so he can be justly rewarded for his sacrifices he has made in his personal life to govern our safety.

My editor just wrote me about how this is a guy who basically yells stop at people and gets paid for it by the state. My heart has been crushed, superheroes aren’t real. My whole life is a lie.

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