IBM’s Annual “5 in 5? Report: Computers May finally come to their senses

Computers will have the ability to mimic human senses in five years according to IBM. But not only is this more guesswork than informed forecast, but the way in which each sense will be incorporated varies hugely. The suggestion comes in IBM’s annual “5 in 5” report in which the company’s analysts come up with […]

12 Facts About the Mayans: Brush Up Your Knowledge Before the Apocalypse (Or Not…)

The Mayan Apocalypse, which has somehow also included the zombie apocalypse, has been quite a hot topic as of late. And all this panic about that calendar really is a shame. In spite of the fact that there are multiple calendars (and, y’know, maybe they just ran out of space on that rock) I think we’re […]

Conditioner Gordon Added to the Batman Shampoo Series

Batman Shampoo was left in a panic at the end of the first instalment of the Batman Shampoo versus Bane-ana. How can he stop Bane-ana from continuously adding, “more banana!” to everyone’s hair, foiling Batman’s plan to clean up the city’s hair!? Conditioner Gordon may, or may not, have the solution. [Matt Mulholland Via The […]