22 Responses to Fifteen People You’ll See At Every Geek Convention [Pic]

1. My friend is the proud utilikilt owner. Oh, the shame.

   • Huh? What's wrong with a utilikilt? Seriously its shorts without the pants leg…..Freaking Americans getting twitchy on anything that is outside their narrow definition of "normal". Granted that isn't JUST an American trait but it is one of our more particular behaviors that annoys the crap out of me.

     • In fact historically men wore skirts all over the world. It's kind of hard to swing a sword and kick some ass wearing pants.

2. Not having been to any cons(yet), I'll probably be the swag addict, and/or the booth hover guy, and possibly one of the Doctors…

   • Sounds great! ;)

3. Where are the 30+ slave leias?

   • Which con is that? I need to start going to that one, lol

     • all of them, silly! :D

4. Hahaha! But wait… Now I feel left out. We may be rare, but us "completely normal looking female but secretly raging geek" are still there!

   • Yeah, but we're not gonna see you. =X

   • Define 'normal' ;)

   • Where? :) lol

5. was the cute actress one a jab at Felicia Day ?

   • probably more like a jab at every cute "nerd goddess" who has ever got their start on a tv show.

6. You forgot the hoes that always wear only 10% of what the real costume should be, like a Batman costume that only barely covers her crotch and gigantic boobs. Ugh, those are the worse at conventions.

   • I would say those are the best at conventions.. but hey, if you don't like women, that's okay.

   • thats a halloween party, ur going to the wrong event!

7. Yes, I saw them all at NYCC this past weekend ;-)

8. thats really funny :D

9. the weird-ed out security guard is the one from "let me tell you about Homestuck"

10. The jab at Felicia Day was just uncalled for. Boooooo!

    Totally nailed that on the head though… Hah.

11. What about the wannabe bimbos? I mean those that go just for an excuse to show skin and they know nothing about the character they've decided need a slutty twist. Then when you try to talk about it with them they look at you like you're a freak for knowing. I hate those girls but I forgive those that know their stuff. How could the free hug sign people be forgotten though?!