39 Responses to The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night [Pic]
I'm in stage 3 right now
Step Three, always at step three.
You must have a pretty lousy computer, HP? Dell? PC?
this is sooooooo true!!
Get some self-control. Christ almighty with people these days.
Get a sense of humor. Christ almighty with trolls these days.
lol "waste of timecraft"
so true, but so amazing =3
Yeah, try majoring in engineering.
QFT Clay,
Signed,
Electrical Engineering student
Try any degree? College is hard whatever the hell your degree is.
False: Art
false art; fart? try last minute thesis…
try CCS I can tell you there are times where you not only have to write that 15 page paper but also construct an entire table from the ground up, build ceramic sculptures that have to be glazed and fired, melt for 6 hours while blowing glass and do a 6 hour photo-shoot documenting the clothing you made all within a 2 day time span your right sounds like cake.
Not to mention the critiques that the departments heads rip apart everything you make and do every semester immediately following all of the written finals and presentations for all of the art history and philosophy and what nots. fuck you, art school is like doing a medical degree just using the other half of your brain.
False. Anything. College is only hard for public school graduates. LOOOOL
your so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOPE. Try Architecture.
All the internet makes me realize is how college students are gigantic pussies.
Love, a soldier who does this for a living
Too bad your 'paper' is a battle field.
All you make me realize is people who can't get into college become soldiers
Anyone can get into college. This statement makes no sense,
actually, soldiers get free college, just saying
makes it free to retake all those classes you failed
actually, soldiers don't get free college. They sign a contract saying that the military will pay for the college, but you owe them for a few years of service. Nothing is ever free!
College students are pussies (guilty as charged), but the military isn't such a swell deal either.
step one.. Adderall
step two.. finish
step one: Adderall
step two: write write write
step three: fap fap fap
step four: write write write
step five: fap fap fap
step six: repeat steps 1-6 until done
step seven: take downer to avoid awful comedown
step eight: sleep for next 3 days
step nine: repeat entire procedure until graduation
do ib, write an essay in like 30 minutes
been there. done that. all ib does is warm you up for the greater suffering of university.
Been there for 12 years. It was magic, but caused some problems and insomnia.
Architecture….. End of story
4 right now
@Shay A college worth going to is hard to get into
@Shay Please try majoring from Mines in any engineering, you gon learn today.
@Zach Cool story bro
@fyew liberal arts majors dont compare to engineering (at a good school) thanks
@kaiti I love you
Let's not turn this into a "hurr engineering 60k starting durrr"-fest.
And this is why American students fail.
Winter finals are coming – Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire reference “Winter is Coming”
Ha! I was just about to comment on the awesome reference to that as well :) Should've known someone would beat me to it!
This only applies to subjects that have a lot of papers, mostly the Humanities, Philosophy, Theology, History, English, Literature, Communications, etc. Next in line would be the Social Sciences, Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Political Science (Actually, PolSci belongs with the Humanities in terms of amount of papers since it’s closely related to Philosophy), etc. Last in line would be Management (Accounting, Finance, Engineering Management, Accounting Management, Financial Management, Office Management, Applied Chemistry in Management, etc) and the Physical Sciences (Computer Science, Theoretical Physics, Experimental Physics, Mathematics, Actuarial Science, Computational Science, Biology, Financial Mathematics, Material Science, Chemistry, Information Technology, all of Engineering, etc).
Am I right? In fact, I think Mathematics and closely-related fields can be separated from the other Physical Sciences (Oh wait, Mathematics ISN’T a Physical Science, is it? It’s the foundation of all Physical Sciences, right?!) since I guess Chem, Bio and Phys have all those laboratory reports.
I'm willing to bet you're an IT major … Am I right?!
Film and Television studies is up there with English, since it's basically the same thing except you study films instead of prose/poetry/etc.
I study Broadcast Production, less writing, more film-making. Also, yeah, I'm looking forward to putting that degree to use in a nice, long career at a call centre.
I'm in stage 3 right now
Step Three, always at step three.
You must have a pretty lousy computer, HP? Dell? PC?
this is sooooooo true!!
Get some self-control. Christ almighty with people these days.
Get a sense of humor. Christ almighty with trolls these days.
lol "waste of timecraft"
so true, but so amazing =3
Yeah, try majoring in engineering.
QFT Clay,
Signed,
Electrical Engineering student
Try any degree? College is hard whatever the hell your degree is.
False: Art
false art; fart? try last minute thesis…
try CCS I can tell you there are times where you not only have to write that 15 page paper but also construct an entire table from the ground up, build ceramic sculptures that have to be glazed and fired, melt for 6 hours while blowing glass and do a 6 hour photo-shoot documenting the clothing you made all within a 2 day time span your right sounds like cake.
Not to mention the critiques that the departments heads rip apart everything you make and do every semester immediately following all of the written finals and presentations for all of the art history and philosophy and what nots. fuck you, art school is like doing a medical degree just using the other half of your brain.
False. Anything. College is only hard for public school graduates. LOOOOL
your so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOPE. Try Architecture.
All the internet makes me realize is how college students are gigantic pussies.
Love, a soldier who does this for a living
Too bad your 'paper' is a battle field.
All you make me realize is people who can't get into college become soldiers
Anyone can get into college. This statement makes no sense,
actually, soldiers get free college, just saying
makes it free to retake all those classes you failed
actually, soldiers don't get free college. They sign a contract saying that the military will pay for the college, but you owe them for a few years of service. Nothing is ever free!
College students are pussies (guilty as charged), but the military isn't such a swell deal either.
step one.. Adderall
step two.. finish
step one: Adderall
step two: write write write
step three: fap fap fap
step four: write write write
step five: fap fap fap
step six: repeat steps 1-6 until done
step seven: take downer to avoid awful comedown
step eight: sleep for next 3 days
step nine: repeat entire procedure until graduation
do ib, write an essay in like 30 minutes
been there. done that. all ib does is warm you up for the greater suffering of university.
Been there for 12 years. It was magic, but caused some problems and insomnia.
Architecture….. End of story
4 right now
@Shay A college worth going to is hard to get into
@Shay Please try majoring from Mines in any engineering, you gon learn today.
@Zach Cool story bro
@fyew liberal arts majors dont compare to engineering (at a good school) thanks
@kaiti I love you
Let's not turn this into a "hurr engineering 60k starting durrr"-fest.
And this is why American students fail.
Winter finals are coming – Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire reference “Winter is Coming”
Ha! I was just about to comment on the awesome reference to that as well :) Should've known someone would beat me to it!
This only applies to subjects that have a lot of papers, mostly the Humanities, Philosophy, Theology, History, English, Literature, Communications, etc. Next in line would be the Social Sciences, Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Political Science (Actually, PolSci belongs with the Humanities in terms of amount of papers since it’s closely related to Philosophy), etc. Last in line would be Management (Accounting, Finance, Engineering Management, Accounting Management, Financial Management, Office Management, Applied Chemistry in Management, etc) and the Physical Sciences (Computer Science, Theoretical Physics, Experimental Physics, Mathematics, Actuarial Science, Computational Science, Biology, Financial Mathematics, Material Science, Chemistry, Information Technology, all of Engineering, etc).
Am I right? In fact, I think Mathematics and closely-related fields can be separated from the other Physical Sciences (Oh wait, Mathematics ISN’T a Physical Science, is it? It’s the foundation of all Physical Sciences, right?!) since I guess Chem, Bio and Phys have all those laboratory reports.
I'm willing to bet you're an IT major … Am I right?!
Film and Television studies is up there with English, since it's basically the same thing except you study films instead of prose/poetry/etc.
I study Broadcast Production, less writing, more film-making. Also, yeah, I'm looking forward to putting that degree to use in a nice, long career at a call centre.