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By Jimmy Rogers
Contributing Writer, [GAS]
I just discovered this and all I can say is WOW!
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Yes, you are reading that image correctly. It’s a list of everything that is awesome, organized on the periodic table. In fact each major type of awesome has its own property-based group. Here are some highlights:
- Bacon is the atomic equivalent of Hydrogen.
- Group I is Awesome People.
- Group II contains Explosions, several types.
- Groups III-XII include ways to destroy your enemy if you live in a video game (who doesn’t?) – also includes some hypothetical spaces, just in case.
- The Yellow group is a smattering of different things including Boobs, Sex, Space, and Lightning…could probably put together a movie based on that alone!
- The Brown group is awesome foods like Ribs and Kool Aid.
- The Blue group is a list of delicacies.
- Group XVII is awesome things that can be defeated (Pirates, Zombies).
- Group XVIII is awesome things that cannot (Ninjas).
- The first “extra” row is awesome animals.
- The last “extra” row is how to be awesome yourself.
If you have any questions, I’m afraid you’re just not awesome, but feel free to put them in the comments below. Hopefully someone more awesome than you will be able to help.
[Dapperstache via io9]
by “extra” row you must mean lanthanoids and actinoids, no ?
yes, yes…I’m a biologist, so by definition I have to loath chemistry :P
i studied biology at university and i love chem and bio
by "extra" row you must mean lanthanoids and actinoids, no ?
yes, yes…I'm a biologist, so by definition I have to loath chemistry :P
I’m blinded by the pure awesomeness!
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I'm blinded by the pure awesomeness!
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I appreciate the time and effort someone took to accumulate and organize this list. And what pretty colors!
I appreciate the time and effort someone took to accumulate and organize this list. And what pretty colors!
I appreciate the time and effort someone took to accumulate and organize this list. And what pretty colors!
I was going to print this poster size and hang on the wall but there is a typo! (Jet fighters) think i might just photoshop the typo. :)
Of all the things they had to typo. /facepalm
At least they got "Falcon" right. Bitches. Inherited awesomeness, top that. :p
I was going to print this poster size and hang on the wall but there is a typo! (Jet fighters) think i might just photoshop the typo. :)
This was awesome. But surely pizza belongs there in place of Taco Bell?
This was awesome. But surely pizza belongs there in place of Taco Bell?
Why is Time Travel ‘Rw’? Typo or something I don’t understand?
Rewind Maybe?
it could be like gold or silver on the non-awesome periodic table. The symbol seems to have absolutely nothing to do with the actual name.
Why is Time Travel 'Rw'? Typo or something I don't understand?
Rewind Maybe?
it could be like gold or silver on the non-awesome periodic table. The symbol seems to have absolutely nothing to do with the actual name.
Au stands for Aurum. the latin for gold. Fe means ferrum. the latin for (can you guess!) iron. bloody americans. almost as bad as 'sulfur' or 'color'. we invented the goddamn language!
in response to hannah P. Gold and silver's symbol does have sumthn to do with it. I am unsure as to silver. But gold (Au) means aurous. Same as iron which is Fe. Ferous.
Ag = argentum :)
in response to hannah P. Gold and silver’s symbol does have sumthn to do with it. I am unsure as to silver. But gold (Au) means aurous. Same as iron which is Fe. Ferous.
Ag = argentum :)
I am of the opinion that "mullet" should be removed.
I am of the opinion that “mullet” should be removed.
Lies and slander! Mullets are awesomely hilarious to behold.
Au stands for Aurum. the latin for gold. Fe means ferrum. the latin for (can you guess!) iron. bloody americans. almost as bad as ‘sulfur’ or ‘color’. we invented the goddamn language!
I'm printing this out… right after I add Shaun Cassidy to it.
What No Brian Blessed?
As Bill Nye would say: "Science Rules!!!" :D
How the heck do Ninjas beat Batman? It's already been proven that Batman beats Ninjas.
Why bacon is the equivalent for hydrogen? Hence veg*an people is not awesome? ¬¬U
Vegans have never been and will never be awesome