has done it again. The man who’s repped everything from burgers to printers is now lending his legendary face and voice to a bottle of pain relief gel. Introducing the Shaq Pack, a limited-edition Icy Hot roller featuring Shaq’s head on the cap and actual voice lines that talk to you while you soothe your sore muscles.
Yes, it talks. And yes, it’s every bit as weird as it sounds:
Need relief? Just roll and listen as Shaq declares:
“It’s a bad day to be pain.”
“Ice works fast. Heat makes it last.”
“All aboard the relief train!”
…and, for some reason only Shaq and science teachers will understand:
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
It even reminds you it’s a collector’s item while asking you to “show me your muscles” like it’s about to challenge you to a flex-off at the gym.
It’s part pain relief, part action figure. And honestly? I kind of want one, but the only way to get one is through a sweepstakes giveaway.
Would you use a Shaq-headed, voice-activated pain relief bottle? Or would you just proudly display it next to your Funko Pops and hope it never stops saying “That tickles”?
DC just dropped a brand new trailer for James Gunn’s Superman, and it absolutely delivers. From jaw-dropping action to heart-pounding stakes, the highlight is Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor, who wastes no time proving he’s the most menacing version of the villain we’ve seen in years. Superman hits theaters on July 11, 2025, and it’s looking like a must-see so far! Check it out!
Pandora’s having a very bad day. Against her better judgment, she opened that box, and now the world is overrun with demons and imps representing wrath, greed, gluttony, and sloth. But one disguised figure remains: Hope, cleverly camouflaged by a demon’s twisted logic puzzle.
In this clever animated riddle from TED-Ed, you’ll need to think like two fiendishly smart demons, Abaddon and Beelzebub, to figure out which imp is actually Hope in disguise. The answer depends on what they know, when they know it, and how you can piece it together before Pandora loses her last chance to set things right.
Can you solve the puzzle before the world loses all hope, literally?
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Real-life D&D character alert! Meet Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), the knight who got his arm blasted off by a cannon, replaced it with a badass iron hand, kept questing for over 40 years, wrote poetry, punched merchants, kidnapped a bishop, and retired drunk in a castle. His life was basically a medieval action RPG!
This is amazing, and it’s mostly all true! Read more about Götz von Berlichingen on Wikipedia.
It’s Friday night. Snacks are lined up, the couch has accepted you as one of its own, and your brain is officially in “do absolutely nothing” mode. But just as you open your favorite game, Windows decides to have an existential crisis. Suddenly, it’s coughing up cryptic error codes like it’s been possessed by an old printer, and your plans crumble faster than a cookie in hot tea, replaced by error messages, system hiccups, and the rising dread of “tech support mode.”
Instead of relaxing, you’re now the IT department: armed with nothing but half-remembered command lines and a desperate hope that “DISM” isn’t short for Do It Somehow, Maybe. Your weekend is circling the drain…
Until this beautiful, lazy-friendly script swoops in to save the day.
Some brilliant, equally lazy soul thought, “What if I never had to type ‘DISM /Online /Cleanup-Image /RestoreHealth’ again?” and created the Windows Maintenance Tool, a vintage-looking batch script that packs twenty-four native repair commands into one old-school, menu-driven party. It is basically a mechanic’s garage for your computer, minus the grease stains and 90-dollar per hour labor.
Highlights worthy of a hype trailer:
Self-boosting admin mode: Forget right-clicking “Run as Administrator.” If you forget, it politely restarts itself with the proper powers like a butler who refuses to let you pour your own tea.
System healing duo: SFC /scannow and DISM are on call to hunt down corrupt files and stitch them back together like Frankenstein, but prettier.
Network voodoo: Flush DNS, reset adapters, run automated connectivity fixes. Perfect for those “Why is Wi-Fi on strike?” Mondays.
Deep-clean dream team: Disk Cleanup, CHKDSK, temp-file purge, and even registry dust-busting.
Bonus goodies: View every driver, complete a system report, and reset cranky Windows services. Think Swiss Army knife, but for code.
Zero shady stuff inside. The script only uses the Microsoft tools that are baked into Windows. No secret telemetry, no toolbar that hijacks your browser, no “Download our optimizer for only $49.99.” Plus it is open-source on GitHub, so you can inspect every line like Sherlock before you press Enter.
Yes, the interface looks like DOS time-traveled from 1995, but honestly, that is its retro-chic charm. Just remember to grab a backup first, or spin up a virtual machine if you want to poke it with a stick before letting it loose on your main rig.
Verdict:
Slide this script into your toolbox next to the duct tape. Your future weekends will thank you, and Windows will stop acting like it needs a personal drama channel.
