has done it again. The man who’s repped everything from burgers to printers is now lending his legendary face and voice to a bottle of pain relief gel. Introducing the Shaq Pack, a limited-edition Icy Hot roller featuring Shaq’s head on the cap and actual voice lines that talk to you while you soothe your sore muscles.

Yes, it talks. And yes, it’s every bit as weird as it sounds:

Need relief? Just roll and listen as Shaq declares:
“It’s a bad day to be pain.”
“Ice works fast. Heat makes it last.”
“All aboard the relief train!”
…and, for some reason only Shaq and science teachers will understand:
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

It even reminds you it’s a collector’s item while asking you to “show me your muscles” like it’s about to challenge you to a flex-off at the gym.

It’s part pain relief, part action figure. And honestly? I kind of want one, but the only way to get one is through a sweepstakes giveaway.

Would you use a Shaq-headed, voice-activated pain relief bottle? Or would you just proudly display it next to your Funko Pops and hope it never stops saying “That tickles”?