Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail

What if Scorpion and Sub-Zero had to hunt for food in Oregon Trail?

From the animals you killed, you got 15,000 pounds of meat. However, you completely mutilated most of it and were only able to use 3 pounds.



Productivity tips tried and tested

As you’ll know from my recent review of Gina Trapani’s Lifehacker book, the subject of productivity tweaks has been on my mind lately. I thought I’d share some of the ideas I’ve tried and how they are working out, and then ask you for your own experiences.

(Before starting, I should acknowledge that most of these involve Google products and services. In the interests of balance, and given some people do have legitimate concerns about the company playing such a major role in online life, I’ll point towards a series of blog posts by Benjamin Ellis who tried spending a week online without using any Google services.)

Switching to Google Chrome

This is something I’d been considering for some time but finally got round to after realizing that on one particularly long working session without repeatedly closing and restarting Firefox, it was now eating up 1.5GB of RAM. So far I’ve been very impressed by how smooth and intuitive Chrome feels, with notable features being the ability to sync your account so that bookmarks added on one machine show right up when you use another machine, the way that opening a new tab comes with a list of the eight pages you use most often, and the “Close tabs to right” feature which is very handy when you are working on multiple projects throughout the day.

I’ve also found three extensions (similar to Firefox’s plug-ins) that make day-to-day work much easier:

BugMeNotLite: Based on the BugMeNot site, this is a one-click button which automatically fills username/password fields for sites from a user-submitted database. It’s not for storing your own details, but rather for getting quick access to sites which insist on a registration process. Whether it’s ethically sound to use such a service may be debatable, but it certainly works smoothly enough (though whether valid details are available for any predictable site varies immensely.)

ChromedBird: This is a single icon showing how many Twitter posts have been made by people you follow since you last checked; there’s also a drop-down menu where you can read the posts without having to visit Twitter’s site. The most useful feature is that the icon changes color when somebody makes a post mentioning you or when you get a direct message.

Google Mail Checker Plus: I’d previously used the standalone Gmail Notifier, but this has some advantages. Most notable it allow you to view a message in full through a drop-down screen and then reply, file it or delete it without having to visit the Gmail site.

Adopting the Inbox Zero strategy

I talked about this in the book review, but in short it means emptying your inbox every time you open it, either by deleting a message, responding to it, or filing it. With Gmail it’s even easier to use as you only need to create two folders/labels, in my case Action and Reference (the latter being e-mails you will need to refer to in the next week or so, and the other, the one into which I send messages and links which contain possible article ideas).

The main advantages of the system are that you adopt a mindset which eliminates/files unnecessary messages rather than letting them pile up. This then leaves the Action folder as a much more effective form of To Do list with all the psychological benefits that come with clearing it regularly. (I do use Gmail’s Tasks lists, but at this stage the contents might as well be labeled ‘Aspirations’…)

I’ve also found that the mail function on the iPod Touch/iPhone works much more smoothly than the Gmail site for ploughing through a batch of messages (eg in the morning) and deleting/filing them as needed.

In this hour-long presentation Merlin Mann, who is writing a book on the concept, explains the thinking behind Inbox Zero:

Google Calendar as an alert service

Another tip I mentioned in my Lifehacker review, I’ve now made more use of the ability to set up recurring events, complete with e-mail alerts. A paper diary or calendar would certainly perform the same role, but sad as it may be to admit, I’m much more confident I’ll check my e-mail every day than I am that I’d look at something on paper.

Using Google Docs

I wound up using this by accident when attending a coworking event and realizing that somehow my laptop no longer had any office software (a trial version had expired since I last used the machine) and that the Wi-Fi connection was too slow to make downloading OpenOffice a viable option. For the work I was carrying out — basic word processing with spellcheck and word count facilities — it worked fine. It also did a great job of coping with a couple of internet connection dropouts; indeed, I didn’t even notice them until somebody told me. I wouldn’t be comfortable using this as a full-time replacement for Office software yet, but it certainly does the trick when you are on the move.

Dual monitors

This is the big one, and is mainly inspired by the GeeksAreSexy thread about our readers’ often-stunning workspace set-ups, including Chance Gearhat’s octo-display shown above. (Well, that and a local store running a special on monitors.)

I’m still experimenting, but for the moment I’ve plumped for my original monitor in front of me for web browsing and the new monitor to the right, turned on its side to portrait mode, for word processing. I’ve not been using this set-up long enough to confirm my initial belief that it is cutting time (because there’s no need for Alt-Tabbing between Word and Chrome), but one advantage I’ve already found is that portrait mode means I can see an entire page of text at a readable size, which makes it much easier to estimate at a glance what my current word count is without needing to repeatedly click on the relevant toolbar.

So here’s where you all come in: Have any of you used such productivity tweaks? Could I be using any of these tools and tricks better? And are there other tactics I should be adopting? Please do let me — and more importantly your fellow GaS readers — know via our comments section.

Multitasking

You want to know the definition of a geek? This young lady is balancing 15 books on her head while solving a Rubik’s cube and reciting the digits of pi. Ten years from now, someone will have to sit down and explain to her that you do NOT have to volunteer to lead a Girl Scout troop while developing a new operating system, raising three children, writing a book, and serving in the National Guard.

[via Arbroath]



Unclutter Your Desktop with “Desktop Shelves”

Looking for an interesting way to unclutter your desktop? Check out this interesting solution by Reddit user kn0where.

Clever isn’t it?

Download: 1920X1200 | 1440×900 | 1366×768

[Via Reddit]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Children do NOT read horoscopes!

A fascinating talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson about the current state of science and its relation to kids in the 21st century.

For those who wish to listen to the whole 72-minute presentation, you can do so right here. Enjoy!

Geek etymology: five tech words explained

Geek: Originally the term referred to a carnival performer who would bite the head of animals, most commonly a chicken. It comes from “geck”, an old British term for “fool” which stems from a German word of the same spelling; another derivative is the Dutch “gek” (a crazy person). The most likely explanation for its modern usage comes from the idea that somebody who bit off animal heads in a carnival probably wasn’t at the center of mainstream society.

(I must add that I particularly like the New Hacker’s Dictionary comment that geeks are “people who did not go to their high school proms, and many would be offended by the suggestion that they should have even wanted to.”)

Mouse: The term was first used in print in 1965 and stems from the Stanford Research Institute. The likely origin is that early models had the cord running from the back rather than the front, in a similar position to a rodent’s tail. It seems it took some time for this to be accepted as the standard term, with a 1970 patent using the less memorable “X-Y Position Indicator for a Display System”.

Spam: It appears that originally the term didn’t refer to e-mail messages specifically, but rather unwanted electronic communication in general. The exact date isn’t confirmed, but at some point in the late 1980s, less sociable members of Multi-User Dungeons (MUD) (imagine a text-only version of Second Life) would repeatedly type the word SPAM to make sure other users’ comments disappeared from the screen.

Of course, the reason that word was chosen is almost certainly a result of this 1970 sketch from Monty Python’s Flying Circus:

Blog: The term web log appears to have been coined by Jorn Barger of the Robot Wisdom site in 1997 to refer to a list of links. The contracted form appears to have been created by Peter Merholz of peterme.com two years later, as shown midway down the left-hand column on this archived page.

An important linguistic note to remember is that if you ever want to *really* annoy a blogger, refer to an individual post as “a blog”.

Computer bug: this is one where the most-cited explanation is a myth. In 1946, Grace Hopper, who later created the COBOL programming language, is said to have come up with the term ‘bug’ after a moth became trapped in an in-development computer and caused problems. In fact the term was already well-established and even referred to in the project log-book:

When and how the term actually originated isn’t clear, but Thomas Edison referred to “Bugs” being a known term for hardware problems in an 1878 letter. Excerpt:

It has been just so in all of my inventions. The first step is an intuition, and comes with a burst, then difficulties arise — this thing gives out and [it is] then that ‘Bugs’ — as such little faults and difficulties are called — show themselves and months of intense watching, study and labor are requisite before commercial success or failure is certainly reached.