Monday Morning Humor: Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions

Aired on Sunday evening during the 2009 edition of the MTV Movie Awards, this video takes a look at one of the most hilarious action-movie cliche: Heroes walking away from explosions in slow-motion.



Microsoft Bing: The Decision Engine

Microsoft Bing

Did you know that Microsoft’s new search engine, Bing, went live this morning? Redmond dubs its new service as a decision engine, and after using it for an hour, I have to agree with them. I decided that I liked Google more… for now. What I find really strange is that everything Bing does, it does in a way that’s very similar to Google, with a few extra blings. I invite you to try it out for a while and make the observation for yourself. And if you’re feeling too lazy to head over there, here’s the search engine’s official promotional video:

Have you tried Bing yet? Care to share your thoughts about it with us? As always, the comments section is open for discussion!

Spymaster is a Controversial New Twitter Game [#spymaster]

By Jimmy Rogers (@me)
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

Did any of you tweeps notice a flurry of tweets about “#spymaster” the other day?  Whether you did or didn’t, here’s the scoop on that phenomenon.

SpymasterAn online Twitter game called Spymaster opened up to the public on Friday and it took the network by storm.  Essentially, every follower counts as a “spy” unless that follower is also playing the game, which means they count as a “spymaster.”  The number of spies you have determines your overall strength in the game and the number of spymasters in your “spy network” increases your ability to attempt certain activities.  Hope that wasn’t too confusing!

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Once you’ve signed up (which just requires a quick “OK” with the Twitter API), you choose your intelligence organization (American, British, or Russian) and begin your shadowy career!  Every so often you are given energy points that allow you to go on missions or attempt to assassinate fellow spymasters.  Once you accumulate a certain amount of money, you can purchase weapons, armor, or a safehouse (the mechanics of the latter are somewhat unclear – it generates money somehow).

Remember, it’s a community game so while you’re out shooting at others, they are constantly shooting right back at you.  Some days you won’t be touched and others you’ll have half your bankroll stolen!  Fortunately if you manage to make a LOT of money, you can store it away in a Swiss bank account.

spyactivity

The dashboard shows you recent activity within your spy network.  As you can see above, @noddynoddynoddy has been owning me slightly.  It’s hard to understand the math behind the assassinations because he is somewhat weaker than I am in every stat.  As you can see, attacking stronger users than yourself can be profitable.

There was some controversy over Spymaster when it launched because of its automatic update settings.  You can set Spymaster to notify you by public and private tweets whenever events happen.  The more public notifications (and essentially the more free advertising you give Spymaster), the higher your bonus each time you refresh your points.  When users began playing the game and flooding their feeds with #spymaster tweets, a lot of users got angry because they felt they were being spammed by the people they had chosen to follow.

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Several on my feed alone have compared this to what happened to Facebook once it started using applications.  I don’t think Twitter will slide too far down that slope though, because if you don’t like what a tweep is tweeting, you just unfollow them.  People will notice the drop in followers (if they care about that kind of thing) and reduce the number of updates they give to Spymaster.  Personally I’ve shut off all of the notifications on my account because the advantage of the bonus is minimal compared to the threat of lost followers.

Shoot, by writing this I’ve totally set myself up for a TON of assassinations, haven’t I?

Question:
Did any of you say “Oh no! Jimmy’s posting ANOTHER Twitter article…” when you saw this post?  Anybody excited about these kinds of articles?  I’m trying to get an idea of what the GAS community thinks of Twitterverse culture….so let us know in the comments!



The World of Chemistry

An awesome promotional video from the European Research Commission trying to get more people interested in science. If you thought chemistry was boring, then I hope this ad has somehow changed your perception on the subject.

[Via Neatorama]

Ted Talk: 10 things you didn’t know about orgasm (Science)

In the following video, “Bonk” author Mary Roach delves into obscure scientific research, some of it centuries old, to make 10 surprising claims about sexual climax, ranging from the bizarre to the hilarious. Please note that even though this presentation is entirely scientific and contains no nudity at all, it is still aimed at adults. Viewer discretion is advised.

[Via TED]

US Prepares to Test Ultimate Laser

A California facility which opens today hopes to create conditions similar to those found in a star, using the world’s most powerful laser beam. But despite the possible ecological benefits, there are claims the project has only received ongoing funding because of its military potential.

The National Ignition Facility, housed at the Livermore National Laboratory, has a purpose that’s considerably more simple to explain than to carry out. Using mirrors to amplify the light, 192 lasers are fired at a container of hydrogen fuel approximately the size of an eraser.

If all goes to plan, the atoms in the hydrogen fuse together. The mass of each fused hydrogen atom is slightly lower than that of the two single atoms which came together and the difference is released as thermonuclear energy. According to the Economist, the power produced at the moment of fusion could reach 500 trillion watts – or 3,000 times the combined electricity use of the world’s population.

Much of the promotion for the project has involved the potential for producing fusion energy, a type of power which, on paper at least, would be relatively sustainable without damaging the environment. There’s not immediate prospect of that being possible, however. It could be years before the setup even achieves the first step, ignition (the point at which the energy produced by the fusion is more then the energy needed to provoke the fusion).

There are also astrophysics uses for the project. Scientists will be able to replace the hydrogen with the different materials thought to make up particular stars or planets and then see what actually happens when they explode.

However, the main use of the $4 billion venture is for nuclear testing. At the moment, full-blown testing of nuclear weapons is outlawed by an international agreement and the US relies on either partial test or computer simulations. The National Ignition Facility would allow genuine practical testing of different weapon set-ups – though on such a tiny scale that it wouldn’t violate the test ban or cause the damage that results from testing a full-sized weapon.

Friday Afternoon Humor: Luigi Finally Snaps

After years of abuse and neglect, the forgotten plumber has had it up to here.

[Via Digg]

Giant Chipmunks Meet Stormtroopers [Pictures]

Did you know that chipmunks are not native to planet Earth? In fact, they come from a very distant galaxy, and were encountered a long, long time ago by soldiers of an evil empire who used the docile mounts to roam around forested planets.

Ok, ok, I just made that up. I thought it would make a great introduction to present Flickr user Powerpig‘s pictorial on the interaction between various chipmunks and Star Wars figurines. The result is, shall we say, absolutely brilliant. Please note that these pictures are copyrighted and were not released under a CC license. Naturally, we asked the permission of the author before using them on Geeks are Sexy.

With that said, enjoy the remaining photographs!

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Awesome Battery-Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers

Available in red and turquoise or black and white, these D battery-shaped salt and pepper shakers were designed by Antrepo Design Industry, a Turkish design and creative communications agency. Unfortunately, the shakers are not yet for sale, but Antrepo is currently looking for a partner to manufacture them.

[Via Dvice]

Zune HD Demo

A few days ago, we announced that Microsoft will soon be releasing a new version of their portable media player: The Zune HD. Now, here’s a first look of the device, which, compared to the iPod Touch, apparently has a way better looking screen and more efficient UI. Check it out:

[Via Gizmodo]