Never Assume Anything About a Geek Girl

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By Natania Barron
Contributing Writer, [GaS]

Unfortunately, though the world might be getting more and more geek friendly by the minute, being a geek girl is still difficult. So I’m appealing to you, Geeks Are Sexy readers, to consider a few things when approaching us in the, um, wild. I’m drawing on real experience here, and while every geek girl is different, I think most of these tips are good to keep in mind. So it’s not exactly exhaustive, but a good place to start.

Don’t assume that she’s had “help” rolling up her character or that she’s only playing D&D for the RP aspect (or because of her significant other). Seriously, people. I know enough girl RPGers to know we can be as insane about min/maxing, tweaking, and speccing as anyone. Yeah, sure, maybe some of us are more dramatic than the dudes in the group on occasion. But the next time someone asks me if I just play D&D because my husband dragged me into it might get a sucker punch.

Don’t assume she’s buying comics for her significant other. Just because a woman is walking into a comics store doesn’t automatically mean she’s lost, looking for presents, for someone else, or is there on a dare. It also doesn’t mean she’s only interested in manga, Wonder Woman or Buffy comics. Take note. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Don’t assume she doesn’t like girly things. Sometimes there’s a sort of pendulum effect, treating geek girls like geek guys and assuming that we have turned against our entire gender just to get geek cred. Not so. Many of us are exceptionally girly, just not by standard definition perhaps.

Don’t assume she’s read and liked Twilight. Just don’t. Trust me on this one.

Don’t assume she only likes to read urban fantasy books with strong protagonists. And if we’re writers don’t assume we write that stuff. Many of us dig swords, guns, and classics, too.

Don’t assume we’re stupid about computers. Eternally annoying. It’s one thing to have sat and tried to fix your own computer for a few hours and resigning yourself to going to the Genuis Bar or Geek Squad, or whatever. But it’s another thing altogether to have to cope with techies talking to you about your computer as if it’s the first time you’ve ever laid eyes on this marvelous object. “Did you restart it?” “Wait, what? It restarts?”

Don’t assume we don’t like non-geeky things. Sports? Sure, I wouldn’t consider myself up on every team. But I love the Red Sox. The most insulting moment I can recall is when one of my husband’s friends would not believe I was an actual fan and quizzed me on the starting lineup. Guys, don’t be that guy.

While (I hope) many of you will laugh this off and say that you’d never presume such things, it’s still something that we geek gals deal with enough to warrant a friendly reminder.

Any geek gals out there with similar experiences to share? Any guys made some bad assumptions and want to fess up?

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$499: the price of a blogger-techies feud

Mike Arrington - Founder of TechCrunchWhat do you get when you cross a leading blogger, a technology idea and a copyright dispute? Unfortunately the answer is a product so overpriced as to be pointless.

Last year, Michael Arrington (pictured) of TechCrunch (a major blog which has its content republished to the Washington Post) began work on an idea he had for a new product: a Linux-based tablet computer designed primarily for web surfing which would retail at around $200.

The aim would be to fill a supposed gap in the market between a smartphone and a fully-featured netbook for people who wanted a simple way to get online other than their main computer. There’s no knowing exactly how big that gap is, but Arrington’s high profile would have ensured publicity not only through his site and the Post, but from other tech reporters curious about how somebody from outside the tech industry would perform in launching a product.

Arrington partnered with manufacturers Fusion Garage to produce the machine, to be named CrunchPad, and all seemed to be going well. At one point Popular Mechanic magazine declared it one of the most brilliant products of 2009, a decision that in hindsight looks embarrassingly premature.

The two sides had planned to launch the product in November, but Arrington claims that just three days before the scheduled event, Fusion Garage contacted him to say they were going to release it without his involvement. He also says they offered to give him a role as head of marketing of the device in return for getting the rights to use the CrunchPad brand.

Arrington rejected this offer and insisted that neither side owned the intellectual property outright and thus unless the two sides released it as partners, the device would never be unveiled. He noted that “it’s legally impossible for them to simply build and sell the device without our agreement.”

As you can imagine, lawyer have already become involved. But in a press conference this week, Fusion Garage claimed the two sides never had any form of contract and that it held the rights to everything in the project except for the CrunchPad name. It then announced that it will indeed be releasing the machine, this Friday, now using the name JooJoo.

That’s a little surprising given the inevitable legal wranglings. But what’s really surprising is the cost.

As noted, Arrington’s original target was $200, a price Fusion Garage says was never practical. Reports as the project went on suggested $400 was more realistic, while when announcing the split, Arrington said the production cost would be around $300 and he believed sponsorship could keep the retail price as close to this as possible.

The JooJoo, however, will retail for $499.

That may be a price that “fairly” reflects the production costs. It may be a price that allows a healthy profit margin. It may even be price that makes enough cash to pay off the lawyers.

But $499 as a retail price for a portable internet browser? You have to be kidding.

… has just been scammed in FarmVille!

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Even for those of you who don’t play Zynga’s Facebook games, if you’re on the social networking site at all, you’ve definitely heard of them. Because you’ve probably seen a lot of updates like this: “Jane found a sad, lonely black kitten on their farm! Oh no!” or “John just conjured up a few too many salads in Cafe World!” Though one you probably won’t see is “Jim just got scammed in YoVille!”

Zynga is the company behind FarmVille, YoVille, FishVille, Mafia Wars, Cafe World, and others. These are games that work under the increasingly popular business model that lets you play for free until you get really hooked and then need to give them some money to get better stuff. In FarmVille, for example, $5 buys you 7,500 “farm coins,” which you can use to get more game content.

Recently CNN was speculating that Zynga might be preparing to go public, since the games seem to be, well, everywhere. And referring to allegations of scammy offers, one analyst noted that they need to “clean up their act” or that plan might be dead in the water due to a tarnished brand.

The potential scams come in the form of other ways you can get those farm coins besides paying for them directly – like signing up for trial offers. Or you know those “quizzes” that you take, and then they send you results via text message on your cellphone? Well, you might want to look real closely at your cellphone bill the next month.

These advertisers are all third parties, and not all of them are scams, obviously – but it was enough to get Zynga in the middle of a class action lawsuit. The named plaintiff claims that she lost $200 from the advertising offers she used to get more stuff in YoVille. For example, she signed up for a trial offer of green tea, and then wasn’t able to cancel the trial and wound up with over a hundred dollars of products she didn’t want.

So is this Zynga’s fault, or should Facebook users know better than to sign up for these kinds of offers? And for those of you playing FarmVille or its brethren, have you paid for extra virtual cash or are you perfectly happy farming away for free?



Late for Work Again? – Best 5-Second Video Ever

Hello Collin,

Just wanted to let you know you’re up for review. Some of your co-workers, who shall remain anonymous, have filed several complaints that you’re proving to be a disruption at work. Is there any particular reason you scream Uhhhhhh at the top of your lungs for the duration of your time at work each day?

[Via Reddit]

3D Short of the Day: The Passenger

Produced by Australian animator Chris Jones, The Passenger is an award-winning short which took, from storyboard to bigscreen, over 6 years to complete. The movie won Best Animation at the 2006 Los Angeles International Short Film Festival and Best Australian Film at the 2008 Melbourne International Animation Festival.

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Do women have an equal chance in science?

economics winners

Two female winners of this year’s Nobel prize for Physiology or Medicine have called for more flexibility in working practices to allow women to play a greater role in science.

Elizabeth Blackburn (pictured left) and Carol Greider (pictured right) told the Associated Press that men and women start their science careers in roughly equal numbers, but women often find themselves unable to advance as far. They believe this has nothing to do with inherent abilities, but rather the result of science institutions being unwilling to offer flexible career paths to women who have children.

The two suggest that institutions could rectify this by allowing more room for new mothers to work on projects part time, noting that such work is not “second-rate quality science”. They also believe there needs to be active measures taken to address the imbalance, which means women are under-represented in decision-making positions and on influential committees.

Just 15 women have won science-based Nobel prizes, with this year marking a record as Blackburn and Greider are joined by chemistry winner Ada Yonath. This year’s award ceremony, taking place on Thursday, will also mark an overall record of five female winners with Herta Muller taking the literature prize and Elinor Ostrom sharing an economics prize.

The latter award has proved controversial with some critics claiming Orstrom’s work — which considers whether the general population is better placed to regulate environmental issues than government — is more social science than strict economics.

In other Nobel news, the Nobel Foundation has revealed it may have to cut the $1.5 million prize for each category for the first time next year. In line with Alfred Nobel’s instructions, the Foundation’s funds are invested in “safe” securities to produce the prize money. The financial crisis of last year left those funds reduced by almost 20 percent, with the Foundation’s executive director Michael Sohlman saying “We have sailed the storm, but have taken on some water.”

Gift Guide #2: Gifts for the Geek Fan

In our next gift guide, we take you to a recipient who might not be quite as hard to shop for – as long as you know where to look.  After all, if you’re shopping for someone who just can’t get enough Star Trek, or Doctor Who, or Battlestar Galactica, at least you already know what they like!  The key is to just get a little creative, so here are some ideas…

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company has bears for every occasion, and for every kind of recipient… including the Star Trek fan. Spock in teddy bear form? Illogical!

T-shirts are one of the best ways to show your fannish loyalties, of course – and there’s so many to choose from. Shirt.Woot is an excellent place to find the whole spectrum – I especially recommend this one. When fandoms collide – literally! Glarkware is another great place to look – especially if someone is sad they didn’t get one of the real Cylon toasters at Comic Con. And last but not least, you can check one of our old articles listing 25 incredibly geeky t-shirts.

From the vast array of Lego sets out there – just pick one! Star Wars is obviously a logical choice. Or you can just give them a big bucket of generic blocks and have them set about creating a to-scale model of Hogwarts from scratch.

And speaking of Hogwarts, Alivan’s is the maker of fine wands for the discerning Harry Potter fan.  Picking the right wand for someone can be a real labor of love. Do they need holly or maple or mahogany (or even yew!) to make their magic sing? These wands might not have unicorn hair or dragon heartstring, but they still look pretty authentic.

Besides breeding like cute little asexual bunnies, Tribbles have the side effect of being incredibly calming (for most humanoids). These interactive tribbles will soothe the Star Trek fan in your life – well, unless they happen to be a Klingon, that is.

So Joel Watson at HijiNKS Ensue made a comic, and it featured a certain shirt, and of course said shirt was so awesome that Battlestar fans everywhere wanted one (or maybe just anti-fans of Twilight). So now you can buy it! And then when fourteen-year-old girls look at you quizzically, you can just proudly say, “The other Edward.”

Remember ThinkGeek’s sleeping gag from April Fool’s? Because the Tauntaun sleeping bag was far too awesome to just be a joke, it is now available for purchase. It even has a “printed intestine pattern” inside the bag, and is apparently perfect for playing “Save Luke from the Wampa” games.

Has someone in your life become enthralled by the geek-friendly celebrities on their Twitter feeds? For those breathlessly awaiting the next 140-character update, perhaps hanging that person around their neck is in order. These Twitter necklaces from Survival of the Hippest can be customized to read whatever you like: @NathanFillion, @ElizaDushku, @BrentSpiner, @FeliciaDay, @geeksaresexy

Happy holidays, everyone!  ‘Tis the season for sharing, so spread the fandom love: if you’re a fan, perhaps the best gift you can give is a DVD set of your favorite show.

The Infinity Mirror: A great new way to get rid of your trash permanently!

The principle behind infinity mirrors is simple. Hold a small hand mirror in front of another mirror. Each mirror will reflect each other infinitely.