Geeks from History: Napoleon

By Sterling “Chip” Camden
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

While manipulating the French Revolution for his own ends and conquering Europe in his spare time, Napoleon Bonaparte was first and foremost a geek at heart. He was passionate about science and math.

Napoleon remembered his early school days like many of us: “every one said of me: that boy is no good except at geometry. I was not very popular. I was dry as parchment.” Translation: math nerd.

In his early twenties, Napoleon would develop a love of astronomy that would last for the rest of his life. Even after becoming Emperor, he remained an active member of the prestigious Institut de France, First Class (science). He promoted and rewarded advances in the sciences during his reign — including an annual prize for new work in the emerging field of electricity.

Early in his miltary career (campaigning in Italy in 1796) Napoleon wrote:

Whenever I am able to render a service to science, I gratify my own feelings and am sure I am acquiring honour. Among all sciences astronomy is the one which has rendered the greatest services to reason and to commerce. To share the night between a beautiful woman and a lovely sky; to spend the day checking observation by calculation, — that is happiness on earth.

And that’s one world-conqueror who knew that geeks are sexy!

Quotations taken from The Corsican: A Diary of Napoleon’s Life in His Own Words, translated and edited by R.M. Johnston.



Most Geektastic Bed of All Time [Picture]

Yes, there’s a company that actually makes these beds. Apparently the one above will cost you above $15,000! Expensive? Well maybe, but hey, not everybody gets a chance to sleep in a bed named “Deep Space Fighter.”

[Via TDW]



Happy World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Day!

This morning at midnight on the West Coast (that’s 3am EST), the new World of Warcraft expansion went live in the United States (after launching earlier for European servers). For the hardcore WoW players who are itching to get their raid on, their Cataclysm experience might have started with dashing over to the new zone of Mount Hyjal to see the new world and start grinding toward the new 85 level cap. Or for those not in as much of a hurry, the bigger draw might have been rolling new characters of the two new races – Worgen for Alliance (translation: werewolves) and Goblin for Horde. And if you’d like more info than that, you can find pretty much anything you’d like to know over at WoW Insider’s Cataclysm page.

Though I can’t help but feel a little sorry for college student WoW players who are probably right in the middle of finals right now. Of course, if you’re playing hooky from work, watch out for those sick day bounty hunters!

So if you’re a WoW player who already has your hands on the expansion, what do you think? And what was the first thing YOU did once you got it installed?

My verdict?  With the hour I had allotted to try it out, I can say that the Worgen starting area is neat (if incredibly crowded for the time being), and both the Worgen and Goblin female dances are adorable.  Also apparently Goblins are from Brooklyn and Worgen are from London.

And in closing, here’s a nifty new machinima video to commemorate the event:

Genuine Sonic Screwdriver in the Works

British engineers are exploring the possibility of a real-life sonic screwdriver.

Bruce Drinkwater, professor of ultrasonics at Bristol University, doesn’t expect to make a working model particularly soon. But he’s working on at least proving the concept is possible.

The idea is to build on existing work using ultrasonic forcefields to separate out diseased cells from healthy cells. Engineers are also already experimenting with using ultrasonic waves to move small objects.

The theory is that ultrasound could be used to simulate the mechanics of a real screwdriver. A rotating forcefield could perform the function of a head, while spinning ultrasonic waves at high speed could create a tornado-like force to turn the screws.

As is often the case with physics, it seems the logic behind the system is sound (so to speak), but generating the necessary force might be more troublesome.

In the TV series, the sonic screwdriver was initially portrayed as a sound wave-based tool for opening locks, along with some other sonic-based functions such as remotely detonating landmines. In later years it became more of a multi-function device, often without a clear connection to soundwaves. This prompted some debate about the sonic screwdriver’s role as a literary rather than engineering tool.

Drinkwater hopes the Doctor Who connection will encourage young people to get more interested in science and engineering. He was talking about the sonic screwdriver experiments to promote The Big Bang, a major interactive science fair for young people in London next March, which starts the UK’s National Science & Engineering Week.

Santa Dumps Reindeer for Giant UFO [Video]

Looks like Santa has finally entered the 21st century, and he’s doing it in style on top of that! Who needs reindeer anyway when you can use something as cool as a giant UFO?

Awesome New Geeks are Sexy T-Shirts!

Hey Everyone!

Just a quick post to let you all know that we’ve got new t-shirts for you guys!

The first one named “Free Hugs” comes from the mind of [GaS] reader NYNerd who sent in his suggestion a few months ago during our “Suggest a t-shirt idea” contest. This is our first geekette-friendly design and is printed on a lady tee. Order here. (10% off with coupon code geeksaresexy).

I don’t think I really have any explaining to do for the second one, as it represents very well what this site is all about. Order here. (10% off with coupon code geeksaresexy).

And we still have all our other ones for sale. You can check them all out via our online store.

If you like what we’re doing here on Geeks are Sexy, please consider getting one of our high-quality shirts. It’s a great way to support the blog, and it’ll make you look positively dashing!