Zombie Ant-pocalypse: New Species of Mind-Controlling Fungus Found


Picture source: David Hughes / National Geographic

Get out your tiny shotguns and chainsawsโ€“the ant zombie apocalypse is here! Of course, itโ€™s been raging for 48 million years now, but you can never be too careful.

Four new species of fungi that turn ants into little tiny extras from a George A. Romero movie have been found in the Brazilian rain forest. What was originally thought to be a single species, called Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, was recently discovered to be four distinct ones.

David Hughes, a Penn State University entomologist, and his colleagues made the discovery after noticing a wide diversity of fungal growths emerging from ant victims, according to the March 2 study in the journal PLoS ONE.

These particular fungus species take over ant brains with mind-altering chemicals, control them like voodoo dolls and then kill them once theyโ€™ve done the fungusโ€™s bidding.

โ€œItโ€™s related to the fungus that LSD comes from,โ€ Hughes said. โ€œObviously they are producing lots of interesting chemicals.โ€

Imagine youโ€™re a carpenter ant hanging out with your little worker ant buddies back at the colony. Suddenly, you notice Carl doesnโ€™t look so good. His mandibles have gone slack and heโ€™s not laughing at any of your dirty thorax jokes. You shake him and slap his antennae. Nothing. No response. Then, without a word, Carl slowly turns and walks away, never to be seen or heard from again.

Carl is on full zombie autopilot now. He finds a small shrub and starts climbing. Once he reaches the underside of a leaf about 25 centimeters above the ground and at just the right angle to the sun, he clamps his jaws on the edge or a vein, anchoring himself to the leaf. As the John Murphy soundtrack swells, Carl dies.

The fungus then takes over and turns the ant carcass into a Willy Wonka factory of spore production for the next year. These spores infect other ants, creating more fungus-loving zombies. And before you know it, all the tiny ant malls are overrun by hordes of zombie insects.

How these species of fungi control ants is a mystery. But hopefully, scientists will figure it out before a bad case of athleteโ€™s foot fungus turns into World War Z.



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You can check out Jason’s deviantart profile right here, or buy prints of his awesome art at his etsy shop.



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Thanks Pamela!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4cl3E4N2g

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iPad 2 picks up new customers

Apple critics like to poke fun at the stereotype of suckers gleefully paying for an annual upgrade, but it appears that might not be the case with the iPad 2.

According to one piece of — admittedly very rough — research, 70% of people picking up the new model did not already own an iPad. That suggests two main possibilities, which aren’t mutually exclusive: some people may have been attracted by the good reviews of the original (or simply word of mouth) but intentionally decided to wait for the new version; and existing owners may have considered it simply wasn’t worth paying all over again for some relatively minor changes.

It’s important to note that the research, carried out by Gene Munster of Piper Jaffray simply involved surveying 236 people waiting in line on the first day of sales at Apple stores in New York and Minneapolis. As well as being a small sample group, that also means online buyers aren’t factored in. That wouldn’t necessarily make a major difference, but its possible that people with an original iPad wouldn’t be as likely to be so desperate to get the new model in their hands at the earliest possible moment.

Among some other results of the survey: 65% were iPhone users, 47% opted for the more expensive 3G-enabled model, and the proportions opting for the 32GB and 64GB models rather than the 16GB version were both up compared with the original iPad launch.

Munster also noted that every store he called had sold out over the weekend, and that he estimated sales in the half a million range. That’s major pinch of salt territory though: in the past, Munster’s estimates have involved a spectacular level of extrapolation, and sellouts may tell us more about Apple’s stock level decisions than the total demand for the product.

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