Toy Shining: The Most Disturbing Toy Story Mashup You’ll See All Week [Pics]

The only way The Shining could be scarier is to cast living toys as the characters, so bravo to Kyle Lambert, the artist behind Toy Shining. There’s a certain brilliance in casting Toy Story‘s Woody as the infamous Jack Torrance. And by “brilliance” I mean “insanity.” This is crazy. I think it’s in a good way.

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This is one image that actually seems less creepy. I’d much rather be caught under a wave of Monkeys in a Barrel than, say, blood.

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I also kind of wish Danny was still rocking the chopped-off doll hair.

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I think Danny/Woody found a snake in his boot.

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These Horror Movie-Inspired Pop-Tarts Look Bloody Awesome! [Pics]

Regular Pop-Tarts look kind of boring, but thanks to artist Newt Cloninger-Clements, horror fan can now admire what Pop Tarts might look like when paired to various horror movies. I especially like the “Evil Dead” version (as seen above) featuring the Necronomicon! It looks just perfect!

[Newt Cloninger-Clements on Twitter | Newt Cloninger-Clements on Pinterest]

Star Trek TNG U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Bluetooth Speaker [Pic + Video]

A U.S.S. Enterprise Bluetooth speaker by the folks at Thinkgeek:

The Star Trek TNG U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Bluetooth Speaker is full of the details you demand. And, of course, it features lights and sound effects. It connects to your phone or a Bluetooth-compatible device of your choice, allowing you to route calls to the captain’s ready room, if you so desire. Or play tunes appropriate to your holodeck. And, like our faux April Fool’s product from a few years ago, you can even fall asleep listening to the thrum of the Enterprise-D’s engines. We’d write more about how awesome it is, but we’re getting a bit sleepy testing it out.

[Star Trek TNG U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Bluetooth Speaker]

Timelapse of the Entire Universe (13.8 Billion Years in 10 Minutes) [Video]

On a cosmic time scale, human history is as brief as the blink of an eye. By compressing all 13.8 billion years of time into a 10 minute scale, this video shows just how young we truly are, and just how ancient and vast our universe us. Starting with the big bang and culminating in the appearance of homo sapiens, this experience follows the unfolding of time at 22 million years per second, adhering strictly as possible to current scientific understanding.

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