A haircut can make you look like many things, including:

A pansy, a badass, a cheerleader, a woman (or a man!), a monther, a milf, a sex offender, a professional, a leader, and probably a million other things too. For those of you who want to have a haircut soon, be sure to use this chart as a reference.

No matter what though, Captain Jean-Luc Picard always looks awesome.

MAKE IT SO!