FOUND FOOTAGE: Badass Grandpa Teaches TOTAL SELF DEFENSE!

Thanks to John McSweeney, learn all about how to protect yourself for the rest of your life, or at least, in his own words, until you become disabled or fragile and weak. Thank you Paul.

After one of the greatest intros ever committed to VHS, “Total Self Defense” introduces us to host John McSweeney, a guy who could kill a man with a single blow but is still exceedingly polite to his assistant, Paul.

[Found Footage Fest]


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