NEVER SAY DIE: Funko Releases GOONIES Tabletop Game!

Most geeks who were borned in the 70 or 80s absolutely love The Goonies. I know, I’m one of them! That’s why we’re so happy to announce that Funko will soon be releasing “The Goonies: Never Say Die” strategy board game. The game offers nine different quests to play through and is designed for ages 12 and up. Each “playthrough” has a runtime of about 50 minutes and is for 2 to 5 players.

Embark on a perilous adventure full of dangerous booby traps and treacherous treasure-filled caverns! One player is the Goondocks Master, controlling fearsome foes, from the outlaw family, the Fratellis, to the legendary pirate, On-Eyed Willie. The other players take on the role of the Goonies- Mikey, Mouth, Chunk, Data, and Sloth – overcoming cryptic puzzles and deadly challenges with teamwork, strategy, and Data’s clever contraptions! Will the Goonies discover the legendary riches that will save their homes, or will they follow the fate of Chester Copperpot.. and never see the light of day?

For those interested, the game is available for pre-order at Target for $34.99 and will ship on June 20, 2021


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