Reebok Instapump Fury Jurassic Park Sneakers: Make Cause Violent Seizures

Remember those really cool Jurassic Park toy cars we had in the 90s? Well, 30 years later, you can get them as shoes! Because that’s what every 40-year-old original Jurassic Park fan want: A pair of really, REALLY ugly bulky shoes. All they’re missing are flashing back lights. I know what I’m going to ask my kids for Father’s day now.

Want a pair? They’ll be available for $180 via the Reebok site and Finish Line on June 1st, 2021.

[Via BIS]

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