Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts.

I don’t know exactly why, but one of the things people remember the most about Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 horror classic “The Shining” is Overlook Hotel’s mesmerizing red hexagonal patterned carpet.

Now, thanks to Bethany Shorb from WellDoneGoods, you can proudly wear that carpet on your face to keep the nasty germs and viruses away during the coronavirus pandemic! Those masks are made in two layers: a tight-weave poly exterior and a soft, comfortable bamboo viscose interior. They also take over two hours to make each! Here’s what the artist had to say about them:

Here’s the deal kids, I hate wearing masks, but this one’s actually really comfortable. For me to say that, means a lot – it feels nice on and isn’t annoying. The interior layer is a very soft bamboo, the same fabric we use for our screenprinted scarves; the exterior is a tightly woven poly that is recommended to keep moisture away and the crud out. Yep, it’s a little spendy for a single mask, but there’s over 2 hours of work in each to get it just right, and it’s infinitely reusable!

Seriously, these are the first face masks we’ve seen that actually look “classy,” and according to the reviewers, they’re extremely well made. Keep Covid “Here’s Johnny” 19 away from you in style! Get yours right here!

–The Shining Inspired Cloth Face Cover, Overlook Hotel carpet mask

Previously on GAS: Cthulhu Face Mask, Alien Facehugger face mask