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A giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that’s actually made for eating… and not blasting with a proton pack!
Whether you try to think of the most harmless thing, something that could never, ever possibly destroy you or you try to think of a giant terrorizing destructor that can stomp buildings to rubble, you’re thinking of the same thing—the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. This sweet sailor is also a multi-story tall monster summoned to destroy humanity. To save the world, you must risk being annihilated by crossing the streams of your proton pack… or just devour every marshmallow morsel of his delicious body.
Whether you start at the blue bib, the red neckerchief, or any part of this fluffy flesh, your tongue will be haunted by the classic flavor of pillowy marshmallow sprinkled with granules of sugar. You ain’t afraid of no ghost, so what are you waiting for?