Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials is a great book trilogy. The movie adaptation of the first book blows, as demonstrated by the 113 sins listed in this video.

The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn’t imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.