Writer and comedian Keaton Patti, the man behind the A.I. written Saw script we’ve posted in the past, forced an A.I. bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write one from scratch. As you’l see, the end result is rather funny. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to eat that steaming plate of lasagna wings with extra Italy that’s waiting for me in my kitchen.