ARE YOU WORTHY: 4′ Oversized Thor’s Hammer

Are you worthy of this 4-foot version of Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir?

The four-foot-tall Thor’s Hammer is crafted from foam, but painted with metallic paint deco to look like the real thing from afar. It’s handy to have if anyone threatens you with a taser, or if you need to send the real Loki tumbling with one steady blow.

Odin sacrificed much to achieve peace. Now, it’s time for a new generation to rise up and defend Asgard. Take up Thor’s Hammer. Then, bring order to the Nine Realms, smash your coffee cups, and let mother know you weareth her drapes.

[Marvel Thor’s Hammer 4′ Oversized Foam Prop]

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