This has been cracking me up. All these badass gamers who think they are the cat’s pajamas (yup, just said that in honor of my grandma) because they memorize the Dark Soul’s boss patterns suddenly think the Crash remake is too hard. Here’s the thing:
All old games are pretty much that hard.
Let them reboot Ghosts and Goblins or the second Jack and Daxter game and let’s see some real heads roll. Take this as a “humbling” moment all you hardcore gamers. You are not as hardcore as you think.
That “turtle bridge” level is the stuff of nightmares, though. 200 tries before I beat that mother bleeper.