WANT: Bicycle Horn of Gondor

If you think the small horn on your bycicle doesn’t attrack enough attention, be sure to get one of those bicycle horns from Gondor!

Meet the Bicycle Horn of Gondor (also known as the Bicycle Horn of Boromir or the Great Bicycle Horn). Fashioned after the horn carried by the eldest sons of the Stewards of Gondor throughout the ages, the Bicycle Horn of Gondor can be quickly clamped onto handlebars from 19-26mm with no tools required. Give it a gentle squeeze to release a massive blast whenever you are in need of something whether it be a dedicated bike lane or assistance in defending Hobbits from the Orcs and Uruk-hai of Saruman.

[Bicycle Horn of Gondor]


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