Nintendo of America Hires Bowser as Sales VP

Yep, this is actually serious, geeks. I normally wouldn’t post something from a “just hired” press release, but this is just too good to pass up.

In other related news, it was just announced that the long-running Mario franchise will soon be dismantled. (Not really, but hey, wouldn’t it be funny?)

[Source: Jeremy Parish on Twitter | Via The Mary Sue]

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