Yep, this is actually serious, geeks. I normally wouldn’t post something from a “just hired” press release, but this is just too good to pass up.
I normally don't care about "we hired a dude" press releases, but just this once…. pic.twitter.com/QfdKFvoKDa
— Jeremy Parish (@gamespite) May 20, 2015
In other related news, it was just announced that the long-running Mario franchise will soon be dismantled. (Not really, but hey, wouldn’t it be funny?)