The Ballad of Ninja Turtles’ Shredder [Video]

Shredder doesn’t want to shred. He wants to love, instead. But he’s built an image of himself, and he projects it into the world as a pre-emptive defense; a suit of armor that protects him from suitors. Shredder, let go. Shredder, take off the blades. Shredder, it gets better.


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