Now You Can Get Buried in Bacon Thanks to the Bacon Coffin


If you love bacon to death and got clogged arteries thanks to the delicious meat, here’s a coffin you might consider getting buried in: The Bacon Coffin!

Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it? We don’t think so.

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.

The perfect coffin for Ron Swanson!

[$2999.99 @ | Via Technabob]

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