Jummpinjammerz.com has recently started offering official STAR TREK-themed footed pajamas at their online store. These pajamas were designed to look like the uniforms from Star Trek: The Original Series and come complete with full frontal zip, rank cuffs and a delta shield.
Don't get the red one unless you want to die in your sleep…
set your phasers to wtf.
If you absolutely positively want to remain a virgin?