Terrifying Unicorn Head Mask [Picture] The perfect mask to wear while serving a batch of unicorn poop cookies to your kids! :) [$29.95 – Magical Unicorn Mask]
Wow, if I get one of these, I'm partway to reenacting Alcazar's "Crying at the Discotheque"!
Or Kesha's "Blow"? http://youtu.be/CFWX0hWCbng
That's got to be the perfect way to scar your kids for life :)