How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication

With intergalactic travel easier than ever, Wookiees can now be found on nearly every planet in the galaxy and on starships everywhere in between. This helpful guide teaches citizens of the galaxy key phrases in the Wookiee language, eliminating near-fatal encounters with notoriously short-tempered Wookiees while smoothing the way to lasting partnerships and friendships. The handy sound module—recorded by Chewbacca himself!—demonstrates proper pronunciation of ten key phrases.

[How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication]


5 Responses to How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication

  1. one fact and one leap of faith:

    1. the wookie language is called shyriiwook
    2. i have had sex with a woman

    • How many 5-10 year olds do you know, that know what the hell Shyriiwook is, or would even have a clue what it COULD be. It makes sense that they changed that out for just a plain "Wookie" name instead.

      • it wasnt a criticism, it was a comment. this is a criticism – loosen a lace or two on your corset, its cutting off the oxygen to your brain.

        • Wow. Rude much? I was just explaining why it was named "How to speak Wookie" instead of "How to speak Shyriiwook.

          That aside, My corset looks damn good, so I'll keep it the way it is.

      • I don't know yet if I want this book or no, but sure looks fun.
        Athena, you're really sexy (ohmy) in that corset so leave that on … and a hat too… :D