It Exists: The Zombie Back Scratcher

Just in time for Halloween, check out this neat zombie back scratcher, because as I’m sure you all know, nothing will scratch your back as well as a rotting zombie arm.

[Zombie Back Scratcher]

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2 Responses to It Exists: The Zombie Back Scratcher

  1. i own one of these, and just in case there was any confusion, this will work on all types of backs, not just zombie.

  2. Well, this doesn't match the coolness factor of using a rotting arm to scratch your back, but the best back scratcher I've ever used is a standard variety, hand-held garden cultivator (the kind about the size of a spade with three metal prongs and a short handle). I know, it sounds weird, and you certainly don't want to use a lot of pressure (or get one that has too sharp of points), but those things work great. All I can say is… don't knock it until you've tried it.