[Source: Cyanide & Happiness]
This is so cute!! ! But kinda scary :3
I've always hoped that, if I'm ever confronted by someone about to kill me, I will have the presence of mind to grab onto my attacker, and say something like, "The bluebird in under the porch." Then he'll either A} be curious enough to let me live, and hopefully get away, or B} still kill me, but every night for the rest of his life, as he lays sleeplessly in his bed, he'll wonder, what did it mean?
Mister, you just broke me some ribs and I thank you for that.
Yep, my work here is done.
*rides off into sunset*
Stepping off and slips LMAO
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Why are his pants pulled down to his ankles and his pecker hanging out AND BROWN???